My Morning Jacket

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Title: The My Morning Jacket Joke
Post by: Spoon on May 30, 2003, 04:55 PM
Two guys are going in for an interview.  The first guy goes into the office of the boss and the boss says, "All you have to do to get this job is to give me a sentence with the word 'great' in it."  The guy thinks, "This should be pretty easy."  He thinks about it for a minute then says to the boss, "Ok.  This is My Morning Jacket and I think they're really great."

"Congratulations," says the boss, "You've got the job!"

In disbelief at how easy the interview was the first guy grabs his hat and goes out into the waiting room.  He sees the second guy and says to him, "You'll never believe how easy the interview is.  All you have to do is say, 'This is My Morning Jacket and I think they're really great.'"  

However, while the two guys are talking to each other the boss overhears their conversation, so he decides to throw the second guy for a loop.  The second guy strides into the office confidently and sits down.  The boss says to him, "Alright, all you have to do to get this job is to give me a sentence with the word 'great' in it."  The second guy smiles.  

-But the boss continues, "And another sentence with the word 'facinate' in it."

Now the second guy gets really troubled for a while, but slowly begins, "This is My Morning Jacket and I think they're really great." The boss nods and the second guy continues, "It's got eleven buttons, but I can only fasten eight."  
Title: Re: The My Morning Jacket Joke
Post by: peanut butter puddin surprise on Jun 02, 2003, 06:15 AM
 ;D

is this for real?  I've gotta tell everyone to read this...
Title: Re: The My Morning Jacket Joke
Post by: 40206 on Feb 02, 2005, 02:22 PM
You better claim ownership rights on that joke ASAP.
Title: Re: The My Morning Jacket Joke
Post by: EC on Feb 02, 2005, 04:04 PM
Wow.  Extremely wicked.  Very good work.
Title: Re: The My Morning Jacket Joke
Post by: Oz on Feb 06, 2005, 07:23 AM
Maybe I'm totally losing my mind at the moment, but I've got a feeling that I've heard this one before.  ???
Title: Re: The My Morning Jacket Joke
Post by: MMJ_fanatic on Feb 06, 2005, 11:31 AM
O:  you have heard it before ;)  can't remember the thread title but I recognized it too