The tables have turned a'ho! a'ho!
The eyes have seen 'er a'ho! a'ho!
Muss the trust a'ho! a'ho!
Gant Grant your stance a'ho! a'ho!
Lock 'em up Freddy says a'ho! a'ho!
Bum leg and all a'ho! a'ho!
Which Doctor you seen? a'ho! a'ho!
To help me with skeen a'ho! a'ho!
Teburculosis, jab jawing the squares
Felt warm toast, and going down the upstairs
a'ho! a'ho!
I love you, GIRL!
:-/
So they told me that if I didn't stick my finger up in there so often, I wouldn't have nosebleeds! ;)
Considering the fact that I believe today is Talk Like a Pirate Day, the above poem is quite a propos...
YAAARRRRRRRR!
My chemistry teacher once showed us a sample of ARRRRRRRgon.
Then I went to see a movie that was rated ARRRRRRRRRR.
I feel bad for railroading this thread meant for Alligator GARRRRRRRRR.
QuoteI feel bad for railroading this thread meant for Alligator GARRRRRRRRR.
ill railroad a bit more just for you EC. since you like pirates so much, you should listen to the decemberists. they like pirates as well. ;)
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ill railroad a bit more just for you EC. since you like pirates so much, you should listen to the decemberists. they like pirates as well. ;)
Ratsprayaaar, I quite do like the Decembaarrrists, matey. ;)
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Ratsprayaaar, I quite do like the Decembaarrrists, matey. ;)
arrr! shanty for the arethusa for me right now! ive seen them three times this yeaaaaaaaaar!
Here's an 'interesting script I found at
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
What do you all think about pirates now?
The Pirate Dance
SCENE 1:
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, gYo whatfs your problem?h The camera zooms directly on a piratefs mouth, which states gGet out of here now.h and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninjafs mouth with says gNo,h but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates donft explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the piratesf shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like gThis canft be happening!h The hippo says gGuess what, it is.h and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says gletfs rock brother.h They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja canft concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest friggfn dump in the pirate/diaper. The piratesf scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
The End
WTF?!! ???