At like 6AM?
I always feel like i'm real fuckin high.
Tried coffee, didn't help much.
Tea and smokes, works every time for me.
Thats why I look like shit at 6.05
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Heroin!
Just kidding, I haven't done heroin at 6.00am for years.
These days just a couple of beers does the trick. ;)
I'm a teacher with the Birmingham City Schools. By 6:30, I'm sitting in my classroom...posting to the MMJ website it would appear; and getting ready for the day (*coffffeeeee, lots of coffee. There's this awesome place in Homewood called Red Rain. They're a hippy shop, and they sell Free Trade Coffee. Good stuff; makes you feel pretty good about yrslf as well). By 7:30 my classroom is full of 12-13 year olds; there is no better wake up call.
Chock-Full-O-Nuts Coffee. "The best I can afford."
Gotta have 2 cups before I get the boy out of his crib, or the day's shot.
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I used to be able to wake up on my own until Ms. Jen introduced me to the coffee ritual. Now I am completely retarded until I have coffee. I need a good amount of time awake and in my house before I can leave. I'm not one of those get up and go out people. I have to sit and take my time.
Luxurious. It's only because I can.
I prefer Orange Juice over coffee. I feel more alert and better when I hit up the O.J.
By the way, Tundra, that avatar quote is still cracking me up :)
nothing like a good bone in the morning.
Quotenothing like a good bone in the morning.
That just made me snort my coffee through my nose! Ouch.
Wait....are you talking about a bone (as in give a dog a bone)? Or bone as in sex? ???
That reminds me of an old joke (it's a bit rude).
Q What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?
A The Financial Times crossword
(The FT is a pink newspaper)
QuoteWait....are you talking about a bone (as in give a dog a bone)? Or bone as in sex? ???
sex
Gotcha
porkroll egg and cheese on everything bagel washed down with a rockstar. breakfast of champions(or at least landscapers.)
Quoteporkroll egg and cheese on everything bagel washed down with a rockstar. breakfast of champions(or at least landscapers.)
i always thought youre supposed to have gravy fries with porkroll egg and cheese? 8)
i thought a bone was a joint. like a marijuana smoke. guess nobody has called it that since like 1994. anybody else shower in the morning? always helps me wake a bit. ;)
Quotei thought a bone was a joint. like a marijuana smoke. guess nobody has called it that since like 1994. anybody else shower in the morning? always helps me wake a bit. ;)
interesting, ive never heard bone used as that before. my uncle calls a joint a 'hooter' some times though. [smiley=beatnik.gif]
Quotenothing like a good bone in the morning.
I like your 'tell-it-like-it-is' brutally honest approach Realdeal.
No need to be shy!
QuoteThat reminds me of an old joke (it's a bit rude).
Q What's pink and hard first thing in the morning?
A The Financial Times crossword
(The FT is a pink newspaper)
LOL!!! ;D
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best kickstart ever! ahhh, only to be a rockstar. [smiley=rock.gif] wait, that was an unintentional pun. ;D
Caffeine is the hardest drug I use to get going
QuoteCaffeine is the hardest drug I use to get going
word me, too. ive been enjoying some killer kenyan coffee the past few mornings.
i hear stories every single morning at work and it usually goes like this.. "i got me some this morning.." and every once in a while.. it will be followed by a "...twice."
I need a bowl of cereal!
The Japanese eat rice & soup & seaweed & all kinds of funny shit in the morning.
Don't get me wrong - I love Japanese food but not first thing in the morning.
I think I'll start a cereal thread...
Thanks for all the advice. Very heartwarming. I'm going to try out the bone option tomorrow morning. Wish me luck.