Knife Fights

[HorkoLad]

Please lets try to keep this thread on topic, thanks!


My nephew, Dodge, was in a knife fight after school on Friday. And that got me thinking, what if knife fights weren't so common. Like, what would we use to fight?

Here's a picture of Dodge's knife fight, capture by my Aunt Susagan, a freelance photographer.



Thank god Dodge won (he's on the right...look at that FORM!)...anyway. Do you guys/gals have any stories of knife fights that you may have been in?

[EC]

There was a dude in grade eight who got really mad at another dude in the caf at lunch one day and tried to stab him with a plastic fork.

Serious.

The tines broke, so nobody was hurt.

[HorkoLad]

There was a dude in grade eight who got really mad at another dude in the caf at lunch one day and tried to stab him with a plastic fork.

Serious.

The tines broke, so nobody was hurt.

Did everyone encircle them in hopes to see a true knife fight?

[Alligator Gar]

I got stabbed in my flank after the Chicago White Sox Baseball Team World Series game Saturday Night in Bridgeport.

[HorkoLad]

My Bobcha told me that in the Ukraine, getting into a knife fight was just as common as getting some "brain" from the local hussbag.

[Alligator Gar]

In the MidWest Knife Fights, or "Knivings", are pastimes of both the extremely wealthy and extremely poor.

[Half]

someone once told me that, in the midwest, when you knife someone while standing in line at a street vendor, its called a spoggerknocker, the knifer is awarded 13 points.

[Alligator Gar]

someone once told me that, in the midwest, when you knife someone while standing in line at a street vendor, its called a spoggerknocker, the knifer is awarded 13 points.

 :-/

[Half]

Goulet for three...................YES!

[Alligator Gar]

Goulet for three...................YES!

Join for a steam, no?

[Half]

we should really get the squad back together again, but Ol "snow shows" Griswold is a tough nut to crack...ya know

[Alligator Gar]

we should really get the squad back together again, but Ol "snow shows" Griswold is a tough nut to crack...ya know

That guy won't even return my fake phone calls. :-/

[EC]

Did everyone encircle them in hopes to see a true knife fight?

Yep.  And it was a big disaster when it all fell apart.

[Half]

in my middle school you had the choice of a knife or chain for combat.  i always went with the blade

[HorkoLad]

Knife fights are more commonplace today in Northwestern, NJ then they were 2 scores ago. If not for my blade, Doug McCatherine would have seriously wounded me in 7th grade Science class.

[primushead]

I never really got into knife fighting.  I usually settle my differences with an opponent by pitting our cocks against each other.  Whoevers cock is the strongest, usually wins.

[HorkoLad]

I never really got into knife fighting.  I usually settle my differences with an opponent by pitting our cocks against each other.  Whoevers cock is the strongest, usually wins.

i like your style, you should post in the "my pap" thread, pal.

[primushead]

I did.  

[Spider_Beard]

i watched the end of that shitfest "Blade: Trinity" last night. i kept wanting wesley snipes to talk like mr. T.

[sideroad32]

I prefer a medium sized stick with really long nails or "spikes" driven through the end.  Its usefull to keep all those short buggers from ducking down under my reach, as they do when i only weild a blade... and i would never be caught dead down a back road with only one means of slashin' a guy.