ejaculations

[aMillionDreams]

No, not that kind!  The literary kind.

Some of my favorite include:
"Sweet baby Jesus!"
"Well, Howdy do!"
or
"Well, that tears it!"

[EC]

I like:
"Huzzah!"
"Oh Mylanta!!"
"Shut the front door!"
"Hold the fort!"
"Yarrrrr."
"Sonuvabitch!"

:)

I actually do use pretty much all of those quite frequently.

[ratsprayer]

hell hath no fury!!

[SMc55]

It would be very frowned upon to swear at work so I sometimes say "FUCK oodness sake I wish that hadn't happened". People look aghast then relieved. I look innocent  ;)

[EC]

hahaha!!  

I always forget that swearing is wrong.  

[ratsprayer]

hahaha!!  

I always forget that swearing is wrong.  

because god said so.   ::)

[EC]

because god said so.   ::)

good fuckin' point, you sonuvabitch!!

[aMillionDreams]

God fucking Damn it!  
Jesus H. Christ!
Halleluiah!
Praise Him!
Praise His Name!
Amen!
Gosh darn it!

[ratsprayer]

God fucking Damn it!  
Jesus H. Christ!
Halleluiah!
Praise Him!
Praise His Name!
Amen!
Gosh darn it!

you forgot...

jesus fucking christ

thats one of my favourites.

[aMillionDreams]

you forgot...

jesus fucking christ

thats one of my favourites.

You said it, man!  Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[ratsprayer]

i think im going to hell


 :P


(wait, i dont believe in it.)

[aMillionDreams]

i think im going to hell


:P


(wait, i dont believe in it.)

Don't it feel great!  Quite liberating.
God love it!
For Heaven's sake!
Mary Mother of God!
Holy Cow! (Might as well blaspheme the Hindu gods while were at it.)

[ratsprayer]

sweet fancy moses!

[SMc55]

Heavens to Betsy! is another favourite.