5 Star Dodgeball

[sweatboard]

This page only has five stars on it now, baby!!!!  Even though Riny's are bigger than ours.

[SMc55]

Well, this is the one...

I'd like to thank greggy, for introducing me to the jacket, and my mother, for introducing me to Elvis, and my music teacher...

Hey, who shouted "Just get on with it"?

I name this ship 500, God bless 'er

[SMc55]

Don't think the champagne bottle smashed. My numbers are up, but the stars are taking their time. Any minute now  :) (there isn't an emoticon for pleading hopefulness but that one will do)

[SMc55]

And there they are!!!!

Hey, Sweatboard, do you remember the old days, when we only had 4 stars? Just kids we were, eh? Now we're members of a kick ass dodgeball team!!!

[sweatboard]

Doctor, will you do us the honor of listing all those members of our Dignified Team?

[SMc55]

I'd be happy to. They are, in order of seniority:

johnconoway
connjohnway
O
MMJfanatic
CCBaxter
EC
lfish
greggy
sweatboard
doctorinthehouse

Those other dodgeball teams must be bricking it by now.

[sweatboard]

I'll let Pete slide, cause I know he could probably wing the shit out of a dodgeball!

Just hearing that lineup probably sends shivers down the spines of our opponets.

[SMc55]

Yeah, they must be honorary stars and that's cool. He sure does look like a mean dodgeball player.

And it would save us a wig  :D

Greggy and I have our own MMJ style hair, too.

[sweatboard]

Allright Riny, Time to get crackin, I'm not sure what station it is that dodgeball is on but I believe it's comedy central, you may want to contact them first and let them know we're coming.

[SMc55]

Just one thing, how hard IS that ball?

[sweatboard]

It's not to hard but the rubber stings.  Don't worry though it's illegal to aim for the head.

[SMc55]

Then I'm in  :D

Off to practise.

Or maybe polish those stars.

[sweatboard]

I plan on celebrating my new 5 star status by going to see Vhs or Beta here in knoxville tonight.  That album is really damn good.  Thanks you all that suggested them, I think John was really recomending them, I bet they put on a kick ass live show.

[sweatboard]

Careful how you "practice" Doctor.  Our mantra is "other teams may work out and practice thier skills, but we drink and listen to music."

[MMJ_fanatic]

Just one thing, how hard IS that ball?

so hard it's a blueball!  :D

[SMc55]

Thank you, sweatboard. That's definately a philosophy I can subscribe to  8)

Go Jacket Junkies!!!

[SMc55]

so hard it's a blueball!  :D

I've googled blueball and come up with nothing. Remember I'm English. Is it an essential part of some esoteric ball game?

[sweatboard]

Yes, Very Essential!!!!!!! but no neccisarilly so esoteric!!

[sweatboard]

Hmmmmmm, How to put this, ok, If a man doesn't have sex at least once a week his balls turn hard and blue and fall off.  Or, at leasts that we tell the females.

[SMc55]

LOL!!! I see. You poor guys. So that's why you're all so single minded  ;D