5 Star Dodgeball

[EC]

Holy Mother of Hell.  I believe this might be my favourite thread.  EVER.  Welcome to the five stars, boys and girls.  Just you wait til you see what's in the mail for you!  (Just don't tell anyone else, because we'd rather keep our club exclusive, if you know what I mean.) ;)

Oh I can't BELIEVE that the site went down just as you were about to post.  

And yeah.  I just noticed that Riny's stars are, in fact, quite substantially bigger and snazzier than everyone else's.

Okay, shit.  I just thought about the blueball definition again, and.  

This thread makes today sooooooo much better!!!! :)

Okay, on our team, who should play what?  I think you're right that Peteriffic should be our secret weapon.  We can hide him under the bench until the time arrives.  We can just give him a stick and a can and he'll keep himself busy.    Sweatboard, I think you should be the team leader because you're good at it, plus you remind me of Vince Vaughan a little bit.  dith, wanna be my partner in the "show those boys that chicks are really good at this" offense?  I mean really, all we have to do is wear see-through tops and we've won the damn game.  I think John should be the team mediator - the person who makes sure that we're not all fighting and getting pissy with each other.  Fanatic, you can be the super dodge, and wow everyone with your quick manouvres and wily styles.  O and lfish, you guys could be the "what in the hell are they saying" tactic, and just speak Dutch and... er.. what do you speak, lfish?  French?  Yeah, that'll fuck 'em up.  Riny, you can wipe out their lines with a clean "sweep" (heh).  And Mr. greggy.  I think you should be the "word" man.  Just say it all the time.  Especially when you're smashing their kneecaps.  :)

WICKED!

[The Boar]

god, i'm jealous.

[EC]

There will always be a spot for the Boar.  Whenever you're ready, you're in!

[tomEisenbraun]

dang, I need to get posting. All I really care about is getting to wear short shorts for the sake of short shorts (and a painful red ball)

[The Boar]

There will always be a spot for the Boar.  Whenever you're ready, you're in!

:D thanks -- now only 400 or so posts to go...

[sweatboard]

"plus you remind me of Vince Vaughan"


One of the best compliments I've ever gotten.  Thanks EC.

We're so Money Baby!!!!!!

[EC]

"plus you remind me of Vince Vaughan"


One of the best compliments I've ever gotten.  Thanks EC.

We're so Money Baby!!!!!!

YEAH!

I'm the asshole in the bar.  I'm the asshole.  :)

[whothrewthecake]

if you tell the guy to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.

one of the best movies ever.

 ;D

[sweatboard]

"Like House of Pain's going to do anything."

[sweatboard]

"Look Mikey I made his head bleed, I made little Wayne's head bleed"

ah, to much good stuff for one movie, did anyone see Made?  It sucked so hard.

[EC]

ah, to much good stuff for one movie, did anyone see Made?  It sucked so hard.

Agreed.  SO disappointed by that movie.

[MMJ_fanatic]

"this house has sho' gone crazy!" ::)

[EC]

"this house has sho' gone crazy!" ::)

Good.  Crazy houses are waaaay better than stupid dull normal ones.  

:)

[EC]

I've just noticed that somebody named tundra is about seven posts away from joining the team.you're soooooo clooooose

[marktwain]

I've just noticed that somebody named tundra is about seven posts away from joining the team.you're soooooo clooooose

Well it's about frigging time!  It's been nearly 3 years since I registered.

[EC]

 ;D

[EC]

Welcome olwiggum.  :)

[corey]

Thanks!
I tried to find this thread the other day instead of starting another one, but I couldn't find it.

[tomEisenbraun]

Might wanna get the headband makin machine fired up, cuz uh, oh baby, look to your left...

(You just wait for 501)

[EC]

Oh WOW!!  Get on in!