College Football!!!!!!!!!!!!

[corey]

I tend to root for FSU in most situations, especially against Miami. I'm just not fond of them.
It wasn't a very excited game until the last quarter if you ask me. There were too many damn penalties.

[Angry Ewok]

Please don't flame me for this, it's an honest question - do you guys actually watch college kids playing football?  Not sure we've got anything remotely similar in the UK...

These fresh college kids have a spirit and drive that your average pro player, middle aged, pampered millionare, over-rated pussy has long since forgotten.

[Angry Ewok]

By the way...

ROLL TIDE, PUSSIES!

[BH]

Please don't flame me for this, it's an honest question - do you guys actually watch college kids playing football?  Not sure we've got anything remotely similar in the UK...

Oh, it's a million (billion?) dollar business.  Some of the big time schools actually get 100,000+ spectators at a game!  Along with TV money, this is a big time income for the schools and there are plenty of problems that go along with it.  Anyway, this could be an entire topic in itself.  Sometimes I think the connection to a college team is stronger than a pro team because the graduates actually feel like they are part of the "team".  B.S.?  Yes.  Entertaining as hell?  Definately.

[BH]

A classic.

Jello Biafra And Mojo Nixon With The Toadliquors

Mascot Mania

when i was young saw football games at the great big stadium
could tell the fans >from out of town by the clown suits they had on
20,000 red cowboy hats means cornhuskers to you
mickey mouse beans with tiger ears shows you cheer ol' mizzou
let's not forget the razorbacks >from the u. of arkansas
with plastic pig snouts on their heads soon eeeing, "how 'bout them hawgs?"

chorus

that's mascot mania mascot mania uh-huh uh-huh
mascot mania mascot mania uh-huh uh-huh

i work all week at a job i hate where everything goes wrong weekend's what i live for to your church i belong
i cross the street in san francisco when a chump comes out of a bar
yellin', "forty-fuckin' niiners, man" with his gold and red jacket on
in cleveland throwing dog biscuits shows how much ya love them browns
while bronco fans just hang their heads when the super bowl comes around
raider jacket dollars got the white sox wearin' black
statues of joe paterno sold in gift shops at penn state

that's mascot mania

don't make fun of religious rituals in any place
lord help you if you laugh while they do this with a straight face
outside of the united states it gets even more bizarre
in tokyo they got a baseball team they call the carp
the salmonnbellies are the pride of new westminster, b.c.
 c'mon, greg wrckman, what's a hoosier? and why do they throw chairs?
when sudbury, ontario's hockey team scores a goal
they drag a stuffed wolf cross the ice a fan shot at it once,

ya know that's mascot mania

blue streak
horned frogs
long horns
trojans

someone better tell tipper gore 'bout the names of these here teams

tar heels
garnecocks
blue devils
crimson tide

real indians sick of redskins and tomahawk chops
it seems to me that to stay mean these names should change with time

the new york muggers
detroit murders
and chicago mob
boston bigots
texas swindlers
and the l.a. cops
miami drugs
new jersey dumps take on the denver smog

seattle fads
new orleans hoods
milwaukee cannibals
san diego jarheads
and the arizona drought

that's mascot mania uh-huh uh-huh

go carp, go!
salmonbellies rule!
hit 'em harder cops!
but a hockey team called the mighty ducks? aw, man.

heads explode when dallas oswalds meet washington bribes
home team bands play "cop killer" when l.a. comes to town
 pittsburgh polluters houston drive-bys don't stir near the fear
when the florida abortion bombers meets the san francisco queers

that's mascot mania uh-huh uh-huh

anywhere ya go the game's the same old thing bet your money on the bribes they allllllllways win

[Angry Ewok]

Roll Tide.

[TEO]

Please don't flame me for this, it's an honest question - do you guys actually watch college kids playing football?  Not sure we've got anything remotely similar in the UK...

I used to watch mainly pro-ball, but since I got turned on to SEC Football, it seems to be SO much better! More intensity etc.

[Hawkeye]

OSU is preseason number one!!!! We're goin wire to wire undefeated this season!  

Until you head to Iowa City...so no, you're wrong  ;)

[Hawkeye]

For me, another year and another terrible season for the Syracuse Orangemen.

Looks like we meet up next week Jaimoe...haven't heard anything about the Orangemen this year, but I sure hope the Hawkeyes play a little better than they did last weekend

[Angry Ewok]

Alabama : 13
Vanderbilt : 10

Roll Tide, you.

[corey]

Whew. I didn't think it'd be such a close game with Vandy. There were some unfortunate turnovers on our part, but we made some big ones ourselves.

[Angry Ewok]

Vanderbilt has definately stepped up their game, and it was close as hell... if history is any indicator, though, they'll be completely burned out mid-season.

[BH]

Done! Shake on it!

Take Your Time, Good Sir. ;) ;) ;)

[TEO]

UGA!

W-48-12-WESTERN KENTUCKY
W-18-0-SOUTH CAROLINA

[sweatboard]

TN 31
AIR FORCE 30

 :-[

I hope I never see a wishbone offense again in my entire life.  Holy shit, it was like we were playing Nebraska from 98 again only Air Force was running it even better.  If we had our offense from last year or if they had any tallent on defense at all we would have got smoked yesterday.  Ok,  where are the Gator fans I'm ready to talk some shit.  

[BH]

TN 31
AIR FORCE 30

:-[

I hope I never see a wishbone offense again in my entire life.  Holy shit, it was like we were playing Nebraska from 98 again only Air Force was running it even better.  If we had our offense from last year or if they had any tallent on defense at all we would have got smoked yesterday.  Ok,  where are the Gator fans I'm ready to talk some shit.  

Air Force playbook.

1. Option Left
2. Option Right

[Angry Ewok]

Air Force playbook.

1. Option Left
2. Option Right

3. Punt

[aMD]

OSU is preseason number one!!!! We're goin wire to wire undefeated this season!  

Until you head to Iowa City...so no, you're wrong  ;)

yeah, we'll see about that!  People tend to disappear from the message board after their teams play OSU.  Anyone notice that Horkolad hasn't been around since OSU whipped up on Michigan last season?

[corey]

hehehe... he's popped in a couple of times, but hasn't really posted that much.

OSU sure whooped the shit out of Texas, didn't they?

[ycartrob]

I love college football. How about this weekend?

Auburn-LSU
Tennessee-Florida
USC-Nebraska
Notre Dame-Michigan
Miami-Louisville
Florida St-Clemson
Ole Miss-Kentucky...