a new holiday?

Started by megisnotreal, Feb 27, 2007, 11:58 AM

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Angry Ewok

What if the car is parked in a Wal-Mart parking lot, with families walking by?
--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

Taterbug

Ya thats not to cool. She was a sex addict no doubt.  Thats a shame. Did she call you the hammer.
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Angry Ewok

--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

red

QuoteYa thats not to cool. She was a sex addict no doubt.  Thats a shame. Did she call you the hammer.
Hahaha.   ;D ;D ;D

megisnotreal

Quote
QuoteMan I really need a girlfriend, a woman saying she prefers a steak and a bj to chocolates gets my blood flowin :(


See how us men hear what we want to hear?   ;D  I think the fine ladies meant that they would prefer a steak and oral sex performed on them over chocolate.


......yeah....

megisnotreal

this is wednesday, people. get on it!




Taterbug

I"m out,  my wife and I are not playing well . She told me to snap into a SLIM JIM and if I turn my hand over it feels like someone else is doin it.  :)
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

ratsprayer

QuoteI"m out,  my wife and I are not playing well . She told me to snap into a SLIM JIM and if I turn my hand over it feels like someone else is doin it.  :)

sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then it REALLY feels like someone else is doing it.

:-/

Taterbug

"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Taterbug

Can I still get a good grip with a dead hand ?
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

red

Anyone have any holiday stories?   ;D

Angry Ewok

--- and that's 2 real 4 u.

.Walt

QuoteAnyone have any holiday stories?   ;D

no, but i did cook a steak for a couple tonight. and made me wonder, do they too know about the holiday? and if they do, since i cooked the steak, does that mean i have seal the deal? luckily now its 15th and another steak and bj day narrowly escaped.  
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