Greatest Palindrome Ever

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BH



"Dammit I'm Mad"  by Demetri Martin


Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider... eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one... my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

MarkW

Nice, but remember:

No, son, onanism's a gross orgasm sin: a no-no, son.
The trouble with the straight and the narrow is it's so thin, I keep sliding off to the side

aMillionDreams

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ms. yvon

"i don't mean to brag, i don't mean to boast, but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast."

AMightyCaporal

Oh I'll never say I knew you, but my heart can't wait to meet you on the other side

goose

I remember a book when I was in the 3rd grade entitled Hannah is a palindrome.
Hooked on four like one, two, three