Talk like a pirate

[danilove]

Hey y'all-
Don't forget: today's the international day to talk like a pirate, so do your part. Visit www.talklikeapirate.com

Arrrrr!!!  ;D

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

You so beat me to this, matey...arghhh, walk the plank with ya!

I had a hunch to post this yesterday, but didn't get around to it...argghhhh, shiver me timbers!

[marktwain]

Yar!  Go see Pirates of the Caribbean!

[my_evening_jacket]

Ahoy thar matey, I will be w'arin' me toogans shirt t'night

[Leontheslut]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please,
We get all that we want for free!
We'll kick your a** and rape your lass,
Somalian pirates we!

So with a yo ho ho!
And with a yee hee hee!
We take to the African sea!
We'll brave those squalls and kick your balls,
Somalian pirates we!

We left our homes and we left our mudders
to go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee!

And if you sail into our waters,
You'd best hear this decree:
We'll take your boat, set your a** afloat,
Somalian pirates we!

With a yo ho ho!
And a tricky la tee doo!
We'll shoot off your face with glee!
We'll cut off your c**k and we'll feed it to a crock,
Somalian pirates we!

Somalian pirates we!

[Isobella]

What do you do with the scurvy pirate?
Raid their ship and then hot wire it.
What do you do with a scurvy pirate?
Make them walk the plank.
Arrr!
"The Backyardigans"

My three year old daughter sings this all the time.

[the sun and moon]

What do you do with the scurvy pirate?
Raid their ship and then hot wire it.
What do you do with a scurvy pirate?
Make them walk the plank.
Arrr!
"The Backyardigans"

My three year old daughter sings this all the time.

oh gosh! I know that song. their songs are actually really catchy and sooo lovable. I watch it with my niece. she doesn't sing, she dances. I love how they go through everything from jazz to funk.

[AMightyCaporal]

[.Walt]

Did you hear the joke about the pirate?

A pirate was thirsty so he went to the barrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Went home and mowed his yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
Stop doing  that and started to drive his ____________ ?
















it's not carrrrrrrrrrrrr, because pirates don't drive cars...they drive ships!

told that to some pirate before, he got fooled and said car.  I told him that he was wrong. He looked at me and said...who's the fucking pirate here? That's right, a  guy would dress-up as a pirate and go out drinking. I saw him a couple times out and about - dressed as a pirate.  8-)

[AMightyCaporal]

Did you hear the joke about the pirate?

A pirate was thirsty so he went to the barrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Went home and mowed his yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
Stop doing  that and started to drive his ____________ ?
















it's not carrrrrrrrrrrrr, because pirates don't drive cars...they drive ships!

told that to some pirate before, he got fooled and said car.  I told him that he was wrong. He looked at me and said...who's the fucking pirate here? That's right, a  guy would dress-up as a pirate and go out drinking. I saw him a couple times out and about - dressed as a pirate.  8-)

;D