Just Ask Sticky

[Ruckus]

I thought we needed a thread for some real answers to tough questions.  To Sticky and anyone else, it seems like many have seen Baustin's amazing OBH video.  However, at one point there is a dude on top of dude rockin out.  Is that cool?  I mean not that there's anything wrong with it but I personally wouldn't want balls on my neck.

[BH]

The are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

[Ruckus]

The are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

Point taken.  I guess it is rather sexist on my part.  If someone sat on top of my short self, ya still wouldn't be able to see him.  ;D

[vespachick]

The are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

;D ;D ;D

[ALady]

The are no rules when the Jacket takes hold.  Balls Shmalls.

Word.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I thought we needed a thread for some real answers to tough questions.  To Sticky and anyone else, it seems like many have seen Baustin's amazing OBH video.  However, at one point there is a dude on top of dude rockin out.  Is that cool?  I mean not that there's anything wrong with it but I personally wouldn't want balls on my neck.

Awesome thread and you make a very good point.  I think this topic is fairly debatable.  Let's break it down for a second.  

The night is ending and OBH closes.  A what appears to be hot female in a cool shirt decides "Hey I want to dance on some shoulders for the last song". I say cool.  Sure he might be  hot but if I was hear boyfriend I could handle a little sweaty vag on the back of the neck.  She succeeded since she lasted pretty much the entire song on the dudes shoulders.  

Now let's add the dude to the equation.  First, your point about sweaty balls on the dude who is holding him's neck is a great point.  What kind of hetero dude wants balls and penis lunging itself into their neck during a rockin tune?

Okay so lets look a little closer, the chick gets up on shoulders, then the dude.  The chick tries to unify the two of them in their gigantic standing states but the dude pusses out.  he hesitantly holds her hand instead of truly rocking out with her.  The dude could have been getting down with some dudes girlfriend and it wouldn't have matter, but he fucked up.  big time.  he was too big of a puss to truly maximize the situation.  

In the end you gotta ask yourself was it worth it for the dude who was on the dudes shoulders?  probably not because he mostly likely got his balls crushed worse than if he were to bare back a horse.  The dude who was holding him has nothing to show for it other than a sweat stain on his neck from another dudes balls.

I'd go into it further but I'm at work. The chick did everything she was suppose to, the dude failed miserably.  If you're going to obstruct somebodies view you better be either a.) a hot chick or b.) doing something really fucking cool.

It could have been cool than it was, perhaps if more people got up on eachothers shoulders.  This video however reminded me of a failed romance between two lovers.

[Crispy]

The two young (would-be) lovers were like ships passing in the night. I have it on good authority that the girl was not on her boyfriend's shoulders, but on those of her stocky dorm roommate who is on the softball team. And she was in fact trying to get the young sir's attention by being thrust into the air, and this boy did indeed fail miserably, settling for a weak airborne hands-holding when he could have gone for a full-on, shoulder-mounted passionate embrace, leading to what surely would have blossomed into a newfound and everlasting romance.

In which case, the ball-to-neck sweating was futile and hence completely unacceptable.

[AlwxanderD10]

maybe the dude's girlfriend is a body builder and it just makes more sense to have the stronger and heavier one on the bottom. :o

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

The two young (would-be) lovers were like ships passing in the night. I have it on good authority that the girl was not on her boyfriend's shoulders, but on those of her stocky dorm roommate who is on the softball team. And she was in fact trying to get the young sir's attention by being thrust into the air, and this boy did indeed fail miserably, settling for a weak airborne hands-holding when he could have gone for a full-on, shoulder-mounted passionate embrace, leading to what surely would have blossomed into a newfound and everlasting romance.

In which case, the ball-to-neck sweating was futile and hence completely unacceptable.

exactly.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

maybe the dude's girlfriend is a body builder and it just makes more sense to have the stronger and heavier one on the bottom. :o

This is a jacket show we're talking about.  We all know that only true girl jacket fans are hot.  Dude on Dude action no doubt about it.

I should add for the sake of this thread being so amazing you can post your questions here about anything and I'll answer them without hesitation.  Life, Love, Religion, Politics, Sex, Puppies, you name it I'll answer it.   I have the answers that you seek.

[Bob Loblaw]

I would like to question the conventional wisdom that brick weed is an inferior product.  Would you rather roll a blizzie and sit with a group of friends for 20 minutes passing it around or all take one hit out of your own bat and be done before the first words of At Dawn are even uttered?

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I would like to question the conventional wisdom that brick weed is an inferior product.  Would you rather roll a blizzie and sit with a group of friends for 20 minutes passing it around or all take one hit out of your own bat and be done before the first words of At Dawn are even uttered?

To be honest with you I'm not really a fan of blunts.  They're too hard on my lungs, but I see your point and I'll try to address it thoroughly.

This is a layered question, let's dissect it.

 Quality vs. Quantity: It really depends on what I'm smoking my hit of chronic out of.  If it is perhaps one massive rip out of a pure glass bong, maybe a hurricane, nameless, roor, etc I'd perhaps vote for the one clean hit each of a mixed chronic session.  A blunt of regs + 20 people is going to be more of a social thing rather than a get stoned thing.  If that is your goal, to laugh and joke while you smoke for a minute the blunt might be for you BUT by the time that blunt is done your 20 friends are going to be ready for another blunt.  The chronic may give you an opportunity to have a longer, more interesting conversation since everyone wouldn't be worried about when their next hit was.

I'm pro-homegrowns all the way.  The flat brick weed, low end regs that are trafficked in sometimes have contaminants in them.  

One chronic bong rip each > Than Sharing a Blunt of regs between 20.

but that's simply opinion.  I'd have to peep the sitch and see what everybody was holding.  if it's just some low grade chronic we'd probably be better off with midgrade regs.  tough tough question dude.

[bearass]

I would like to question the conventional wisdom that brick weed is an inferior product.  Would you rather roll a blizzie and sit with a group of friends for 20 minutes passing it around or all take one hit out of your own bat and be done before the first words of At Dawn are even uttered?

To be honest with you I'm not really a fan of blunts.  They're too hard on my lungs, but I see your point and I'll try to address it thoroughly.

This is a layered question, let's dissect it.

 Quality vs. Quantity: It really depends on what I'm smoking my hit of chronic out of.  If it is perhaps one massive rip out of a pure glass bong, maybe a hurricane, nameless, roor, etc I'd perhaps vote for the one clean hit each of a mixed chronic session.  A blunt of regs + 20 people is going to be more of a social thing rather than a get stoned thing.  If that is your goal, to laugh and joke while you smoke for a minute the blunt might be for you BUT by the time that blunt is done your 20 friends are going to be ready for another blunt.  The chronic may give you an opportunity to have a longer, more interesting conversation since everyone wouldn't be worried about when their next hit was.

I'm pro-homegrowns all the way.  The flat brick weed, low end regs that are trafficked in sometimes have contaminants in them.  

One chronic bong rip each > Than Sharing a Blunt of regs between 20.

but that's simply opinion.  I'd have to peep the sitch and see what everybody was holding.  if it's just some low grade chronic we'd probably be better off with midgrade regs.  tough tough question dude.

batty for sure no use in messin with the reggies

[Bob Loblaw]

I appreciate your insight.  It's not inconsistent with what one would expect from a dude named Sticky Icky Green Stuff.  I think I'm just getting old too.  Some of that chronic just f's me up to the point where I'm useless for the rest of the day.  Perhaps there's an element of "how you grew up" involved as well.  I grew up in a small town close to Oklahoma with no access to the good stuff.  We took what we could get and eventually found our way to some pretty decent brick.  Shit I like to call popcorn shrimp due to its nuggetized resemblance.  Beautiful stuff that is.  I live near Chicago now.  I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

Vehicle, as you mention, is also important.  I haven't been able to touch a bong in about 10 years.  I love the social aspect of it.  Just keep passing it around my friend.

[pawpaw]

Dear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Dear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

[pawpaw]

Dear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

That's true, sweet tricks are pretty fun. Plus, dolphins are about the happiest looking animals around, probably from all the fun they're having. Good call, dude.

Thanks Sticky. I spent about 4 and a half hours yesterday trying to figure this out, it's really been eating me up. You are a wise man, and doing a great service here.

[megalicious]

Dear Sticky,

What is your opinion on Dippin Dots?

[FiddleCastro]

I need a new signature...

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Dear Sticky,

What is your opinion on Dippin Dots?

this is more subjective, unlike the dolphin question.  taste is quite personal.  I haven't had dippin dots in years and years, it looks like astronaut ice cream in pellet form.