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dragonboy

#920
May 05, 2009, 04:36 AM
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

Bumbeli

#921
May 07, 2009, 07:30 AM
Anyone else watched the finale of scrubs yesterday? Such a shame to see this great series end
Feelings hour, every tuesday morning.
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FACE

#922
May 08, 2009, 06:38 PM
QuoteAnyone else watched the finale of scrubs yesterday? Such a shame to see this great series end

Long over due, though.

BH

#923
May 11, 2009, 12:05 PM
Some of my favorite 30 Rock quotes



Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?

Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

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[Man walks up to Liz at the bar]

Gentleman:Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Liz: [sighs] Really, dude? I got to move my coat? There are like four empty seats over there - can't you just be cool?

[Man leaves]

Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!

Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?


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[Jack, who has traded jobs with Kenneth, has bought Josh the wrong salad]

Josh: Oh, no! Dude, is this spinach?

Jack: Yes. You asked for [pulls out a sheet of paper] one spinach salad.

Josh: Actually, I wanted the stuff that comes on the spinach salad, but I wanted it with romaine.

Jack: Should I take it back?

Josh: I'm supposed to treat you like Kenneth, right?

Jack: That is correct.

Josh: [angrily] Well, then, yeah, genius, get me a new salad. Or, get me a time machine so I can go back and smack your mom for smoking crack while she was pregnant! [to Kenneth, who is standing in the doorway] Too much?

Kenneth: No, that's usually how it goes.

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Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.

Bianca: Fine.

Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.

Bianca: Fine.

Jack: I want all of our love letters.

Bianca: [laughing] Fine.

Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters.

Bianca: Fine.

Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride.

Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar.

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Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

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Liz: I truly don't like you as a person. [inspirational music starts playing] Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?

Steven: Liz, I wish it could be like that... and maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.

Liz: So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.

Steven: No, no, no, no, no. [music stops] Some women are gay.

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[Liz enters a room and stands behind Jack]

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.

Liz: How do you do that without turning around?

Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

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Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island.

Liz: MILF Island?

Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules.

Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?

Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

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Jack: Lemon, I'm impressed. You're beginning to think like a businessman.

Liz: A businesswoman.

Jack: I don't think that's a word.

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Jack: [about C.C.] She is my lover. That's right. She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady. She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings. She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog. But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her. And I'm not going to hide it any longer. I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it! And this is my woman.

[Others begin confessing their secrets.]

Man #1: I gave to NPR last year.

Woman: My children go to public school.

Man #2: I'm gay.

Man #3: I'm black.

C.C.: Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.

Man #4: I murdered my wife.

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Kenneth: Oh no Sir, I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name.

Jack: That's Republican. We count those.

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Liz: No, listen to me. She's not fun, she's just crazy. Like, grab a cop's gun crazy.

Jack: Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes and you for what feels like infinity, I'm going to go with Claire on this one.

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Liz: You're 12 years older than everyone here.

Jack: Rich 50 is middle class 38.

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Liz: That's what I could do to Drew.

Jenna: Drug him? Liz, no. Having been on both sides of that, I could tell you it's not a good idea.

Liz: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'oh it's the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say one glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.

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Priest: Don't you have faith?

Jack: I have faith... in things I can see and buy and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion. Now, you want to have an intellectual argument? Fine, but I should warn you, I went to Princeton.

Priest: I went to Harvard Divinity School.

Jack: [scoffs] You crimson guys never miss a chance, do you? You want a confession? Let's get this done so I can go eat. I'm divorced. I take the Lord's name in vain often and with great relish. I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident. [jump cut] ...I almost let him choke to death right there on the football field. I looked the other way when my wig-based parent company turned a bunch of children orange. I once claimed "I am God" during a deposition. [jump cut] and... I may have sodomized our former Vice President while under the influence of some weapons-grade narcotics. [sighs] It feels good to say that out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.

Priest: Wow! I, uh, I don't know what to say.

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Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?

Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.

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AND MY TWO ALL TIME FAVORITES......



Liz: We need to get these guys! Don't you know the Postmaster General?

Jack: I do, but we had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick a hippie, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.

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Liz: Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing both thumbs at herself] This moi.


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I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Penny Lane

#924
May 11, 2009, 12:18 PM
QuoteSome of my favorite 30 Rock quotes



Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?

Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

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that's the line that got me hooked on that show. ha ha....did you see it on Thurs? I love Tracy and Liz's use of "TWISTED"....i've been saying it ever since.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

BH

#925
May 11, 2009, 12:52 PM
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QuoteSome of my favorite 30 Rock quotes



Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?

Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

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that's the line that got me hooked on that show. ha ha....did you see it on Thurs? I love Tracy and Liz's use of "TWISTED"....i've been saying it ever since.


No, I'm still one episode behind.  

I've been trying to find some clips from the episode when they had an office party.  I can't remember if it was a Christmas party?  Everyone got hammered.  Did you see that one?  Classic.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Penny Lane

#926
May 11, 2009, 12:56 PM
i probably did but can't remember anything specific from it. i'm one episode behind, too..i have most on DVR-- you need to watch the episode where Liz goes to sexual harassment training and then last week where liz and tracy switch places (and get treated like everyone else). TWISTED!

sometimes i'll just flip to Jack's scenes. funniest show on tv other than IASIP.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

BH

#928
May 21, 2009, 09:21 AM
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Penny Lane

#929
May 21, 2009, 09:56 AM
Cheesy, yes, but Idol was good last night? I gotta say, this season was really good, probably the best, and some great renditions of songs--I'm glad Kris Allen did the Bill Withers song last night again, that's a sweet version. Rod Stewart lost a little bit of 'swagger' but KISS and lionel richie more than made up for it (btw, is he getting taller?)..i loved steve martin, too.

anyone else watch? i know it's not cool to love that show but i do, it's so tolerable and fun when you watch it on DVR and skip through all the dumb parts.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

BH

#930
May 21, 2009, 10:13 AM
QuoteCheesy, yes, but Idol was good last night? I gotta say, this season was really good, probably the best, and some great renditions of songs--I'm glad Kris Allen did the Bill Withers song last night again, that's a sweet version. Rod Stewart lost a little bit of 'swagger' but KISS and lionel richie more than made up for it (btw, is he getting taller?)..i loved steve martin, too.

anyone else watch? i know it's not cool to love that show but i do, it's so tolerable and fun when you watch it on DVR and skip through all the dumb parts.

Yes.  The duets were pretty good for Idol I must say.  My family loves it and there are certainly worse things out there.  The bikini girl segment was pretty hilarious too.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Penny Lane

#931
May 21, 2009, 10:18 AM
Quote
QuoteCheesy, yes, but Idol was good last night? I gotta say, this season was really good, probably the best, and some great renditions of songs--I'm glad Kris Allen did the Bill Withers song last night again, that's a sweet version. Rod Stewart lost a little bit of 'swagger' but KISS and lionel richie more than made up for it (btw, is he getting taller?)..i loved steve martin, too.

anyone else watch? i know it's not cool to love that show but i do, it's so tolerable and fun when you watch it on DVR and skip through all the dumb parts.

Yes.  The duets were pretty good for Idol I must say.  My family loves it and there are certainly worse things out there.  The bikini girl segment was pretty hilarious too.

i could have done w/out the keith urban and i was hoping queen would do something else (adam lambert could have attempted bohemian rhapsody or fat bottomed girls!) but everything else was good. kara has a smokin hot body, too! who knew? that bikini girl segment was good, so was seacrest's comments toward her new additions. he has great comedic timing.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

bold99

#932
May 21, 2009, 10:26 AM
Quoteskip through all the dumb parts.

by the dumb parts do you mean everything but the commercials? LOL  God i'm glad I don't watch that show.
Last Fair Deal Gone Down...

megalicious

#933
May 21, 2009, 12:53 PM
QuoteCheesy, yes, but Idol was good last night? I gotta say, this season was really good, probably the best, and some great renditions of songs--I'm glad Kris Allen did the Bill Withers song last night again, that's a sweet version. Rod Stewart lost a little bit of 'swagger' but KISS and lionel richie more than made up for it (btw, is he getting taller?)..i loved steve martin, too.

anyone else watch? i know it's not cool to love that show but i do, it's so tolerable and fun when you watch it on DVR and skip through all the dumb parts.

all i cared about was that they brought back NORMAN GENTLE!
all facts begin as dreams dreamt by the wizard

Penny Lane

#934
May 21, 2009, 01:10 PM
Quote
QuoteCheesy, yes, but Idol was good last night? I gotta say, this season was really good, probably the best, and some great renditions of songs--I'm glad Kris Allen did the Bill Withers song last night again, that's a sweet version. Rod Stewart lost a little bit of 'swagger' but KISS and lionel richie more than made up for it (btw, is he getting taller?)..i loved steve martin, too.

anyone else watch? i know it's not cool to love that show but i do, it's so tolerable and fun when you watch it on DVR and skip through all the dumb parts.

all i cared about was that they brought back NORMAN GENTLE!

he was in rare form, too ha ha...i love him.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

capt. scotty

#935
May 21, 2009, 02:08 PM
I miss my favorite show  :'(

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

the sun and moon

#936
May 21, 2009, 03:00 PM
I am too excited for season 2!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qufAFY7FL0U[/media]

BH

#937
May 21, 2009, 03:53 PM
QuoteI am too excited for season 2!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qufAFY7FL0U[/media]

Yes!  That may be my favorite show that is currently on TV.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

megalicious

#938
May 21, 2009, 04:33 PM
QuoteI miss my favorite show  :'(


dude. that is sweet. i wish i had this print in my house, and i also wish for five more seasons of the wire.
all facts begin as dreams dreamt by the wizard

FACE

#939
May 21, 2009, 10:01 PM
QuoteI miss my favorite show  :'(


someone checked out my derek erdman suggestioooon!!!!!!!
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