Current Complaints

[FACE]

see, the worst part about staying up real late to write a paper is not that you're tired --- it's that you know when you wake up your'e going to have to read a piece of shit and there's nothing that you can do about it.

[red]

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2009/01/30/ns-karissa-guilty.html

Horrifying.  

[goose]

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2009/01/30/ns-karissa-guilty.html

Horrifying.  

What a pathetic wast eof life she is.  She should have just strangled herself.  The world would have been better off!

[tomEisenbraun]

see, the worst part about staying up real late to write a paper is not that you're tired --- it's that you know when you wake up your'e going to have to read a piece of shit and there's nothing that you can do about it.

How's that A treatin you, Jens?

Hmmm...

[TEO]

I miss rats and doc.

[aMillionDreams]

I miss rats and doc.

Yeah, me too.  I was just thinking of Rats the other day.

My current complaint.  The gig is canceled this weekend.  And I think I'm coming down with something, as if I haven't spent enough time on the couch and away from work (working on my 4th straight snow day).

[FACE]

see, the worst part about staying up real late to write a paper is not that you're tired --- it's that you know when you wake up your'e going to have to read a piece of shit and there's nothing that you can do about it.

How's that A treatin you, Jens?

HAHAHA ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY!?!

[Bigsky]

I don't understand why fat people can't keep their ass crack covered...is it that hard. This is my current complaint. :P

[tomEisenbraun]

I don't understand why fat people can't keep their ass crack covered...is it that hard. This is my current complaint. :P

Some of us aren't even that fat and have trouble. It has to do with the ass to crack to pants ratio, which is difficult, as it finds itself defined as a three part ratio. We'll call the pants the control in this equation, because they're unaffected by the ass/crack ratio. The ass' job is to fill said pants, while the proportion of the crack will play iin after said pants are filled. Not enough rear means low-falling pants, and, regardless of the ass crack length, there will inevitably be a bit of a coin slot. More crack merely furthers the slot, and vice versa. Small rears are sometimes lucky, but can even incur the "Coin Slot Syndrome" upon themselves if the wrong shape or, again, lengthy crack present themselves in the situation. However, a relatedly tragic event occurs when the proper proportion of ass is presented to the proper proportion of pants with an unproportionately long ass crack. In this event, there's absolutely no helping the bearer of the rear. There will be coin slot. Such is the harshest of ass realities.

[Buckles]

After sweltering through Melbourne's record breaking heatwave, I have a long weekend of camping down at the beach planned with mates - now according to the forecast it's going to be raining the entire time.... damn you, mother nature!!!!

[The Drake]

I'm done with winter.

[Bigsky]

I don't understand why fat people can't keep their ass crack covered...is it that hard. This is my current complaint. :P

Some of us aren't even that fat and have trouble. It has to do with the ass to crack to pants ratio, which is difficult, as it finds itself defined as a three part ratio. We'll call the pants the control in this equation, because they're unaffected by the ass/crack ratio. The ass' job is to fill said pants, while the proportion of the crack will play iin after said pants are filled. Not enough rear means low-falling pants, and, regardless of the ass crack length, there will inevitably be a bit of a coin slot. More crack merely furthers the slot, and vice versa. Small rears are sometimes lucky, but can even incur the "Coin Slot Syndrome" upon themselves if the wrong shape or, again, lengthy crack present themselves in the situation. However, a relatedly tragic event occurs when the proper proportion of ass is presented to the proper proportion of pants with an unproportionately long ass crack. In this event, there's absolutely no helping the bearer of the rear. There will be coin slot. Such is the harshest of ass realities.

Where is your data from... ;D

[aMillionDreams]

I have to go back to school tomorrow after 5 snow days and I have a cold.  I need to get out of the house though and get back in my classroom, so I'm just going to suck it up and go.  

[Bigsky]

I have to go back to school tomorrow after 5 snow days and I have a cold.  I need to get out of the house though and get back in my classroom, so I'm just going to suck it up and go.  

5 snow days...where do you live, Kentucky?

[aMillionDreams]

I have to go back to school tomorrow after 5 snow days and I have a cold.  I need to get out of the house though and get back in my classroom, so I'm just going to suck it up and go.  

5 snow days...where do you live, Kentucky?

yep.  pretty bad ice/snow storm.  National Guard got called in to parts of the state. There were apparently counties in Western KY that completely lost power and had no running water of any kind for 24 hours.

[jones]

I have to go back to school tomorrow after 5 snow days and I have a cold.  I need to get out of the house though and get back in my classroom, so I'm just going to suck it up and go.  

5 snow days...where do you live, Kentucky?

yep.  pretty bad ice/snow storm.  National Guard got called in to parts of the state. There were apparently counties in Western KY that completely lost power and had no running water of any kind for 24 hours.

 I live in Western KY and know several that still don't have power (since last Tuesday night).  I got electricity back on Saturday afternoon, so I can't complain.  There are tons of utility poles snapped off at the ground out in the rural areas, so those people could be without power for a while...

[aMillionDreams]

I have to go back to school tomorrow after 5 snow days and I have a cold.  I need to get out of the house though and get back in my classroom, so I'm just going to suck it up and go.  

5 snow days...where do you live, Kentucky?

yep.  pretty bad ice/snow storm.  National Guard got called in to parts of the state. There were apparently counties in Western KY that completely lost power and had no running water of any kind for 24 hours.

 I live in Western KY and know several that still don't have power (since last Tuesday night).  I got electricity back on Saturday afternoon, so I can't complain.  There are tons of utility poles snapped off at the ground out in the rural areas, so those people could be without power for a while...

I just heard that Grayson Co. still has 67% of its residents without power, 5 days later.  

[aMillionDreams]

I have to go back to school tomorrow after 5 snow days and I have a cold.  I need to get out of the house though and get back in my classroom, so I'm just going to suck it up and go.  

My body wasn't ready to go back today.  I really wanted to go back and not spend another day on the couch, but here I am.   :(

[mjkoehler]

Dammit, why cannot I not get the solo down on this song. It's all in my freakin head I know but dammit fingers work damn you WOOOOORK. (yes, the solo is accurate as I sounded the notes out and they sounded spot on). Somebody will me some flippin talent. At least I can play the chords.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/o/oasis/married_with_children_ver2_tab.htm

[st. john]

is this a usual kentuchy winter? do u get snowed in each year?