Current Complaints

[FarmerYoda]

My brothers looking at colleges, and it dawned on me that i'll be the only one living at my house for awhile  :-[.  i love my brother, and that shit shouldn't happen...
*sigh*

[FarmerYoda]

ok ok hear me out. this is not going ot mkle ANY sense to you people out there unless you want it to.
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okay so i was thinkin' about numbers, right? just plain ol' numbers because i heard this conversaton in the hallway the other day and they were all like "pick a number 1 - 10" and the girl guessed "7" adn the person was like "RIGHT!!!" and i dont knwo why they were playign that game or anything but i do know that the number 7 is totally overrated.
i don't know what it is about seven! but let's be honest, ti's the cliche "random number" ultimately maknig it not random.
people always pick on seven, well lemme tell ya! i'm never usign that number again! because it tries so hard to be random and peopel fall nito it.

anywwwwwwwway so i was thinking - there are no random numbers... except one.
i was thinking about numbers.  and i thought. okay so ... lets not work iwth 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 right now... those're jstu the roots. iw as thinkin' about the thirties adn all the others oens after htat... up to 99... from 21 - 99. but i worekd with teh thirties.

so i thought - okay... 37 is not random becasue of that goddamn seven.  eithe ris 30 or 35 'cos they're landmark numbers... and 32 34 36 38 are not either 'cos tehy're EVEN.  so I thought about 31 for awhile and came to the conclusion that it's a bit more random than the others, but if you took teh 30 away it'd onyl be 1 ultimately making it the least random since it's ONE...
so basically, 39... nobody ever thinks about numbers with the 9 in teh ones place ever...

in conclusion: FUCK THE NUMBER SEVEN. It's all about hte number 9.

~fin~


no more herbalizing on weekdays

[megisnotreal]

in conclusion: FUCK THE NUMBER SEVEN. It's all about hte number 9.

Nine was always my favorite number in elementary school because you could use your hands for the answers to multiplication problems. You know what I'm talking about?

To figure out nine times three, you'd fold your third finger down and be like, "Oh! The answer is 27!" because the numbers before the folded finger were the groups of tens and the fingers after were the groups of ones.

[dragonboy]

I thought you'd come here to complain about your last name?  :-/
Not even going to give us a clue?

[megisnotreal]

I thought you'd come here to complain about your last name?  :-/
Not even going to give us a clue?

Your clue: my last name is very PLAIN.

People who already know my last name should get the joke I'm trying to make here.

[red]

I have to be up in 5 hours.

I'm working on a proposal to secure a half-hour time slot at the FM radio station here.  Just about done.   >:(

[dragonboy]

Your clue: my last name is very PLAIN.

People who already know my last name should get the joke I'm trying to make here.

Sorry Meg, I completely missed this post.
Hmm from that clue I'm going to have to go with SPAIN? Yeah, that's probably it...

[megisnotreal]

Sorry Meg, I completely missed this post.
Hmm from that clue I'm going to have to go with SPAIN? Yeah, that's probably it...

nah. my last name is dowdy. look it up in webster's.

[megisnotreal]

Current complaint:

I have only been near my mother for two hours now, and I can't take any more. Too bad you can't buy valium over the counter.

 :-[ :( >:( ???

[aMD]

Current complaint:

I have only been near my mother for two hours now, and I can't take any more. Too bad you can't buy valium over the counter.

:-[ :( >:( ???

good luck, meg.  i feel for ya.  a current joy for me: I don't have to see my mother this thanksgiving!  ;D

[ycartrob]

jeeez, no love for mothers?

I guess that's my complaint; people not showing love for their mothers, especially during the holidays.    :-[

[aMD]

if you lived with my mom for 18 years you wouldn't have any love for her either, but let's not go there.  happy turkey day, tracy.

[FarmerYoda]

i'm not s'posed to like my mother. i'm a tEeNaGeR.  ::)

but i wish i did. :-[

But my current complaint:

CONNECTICUT.

wah wah.

[suebeeboo]

hung-over
hung-over
hung-over
no sex for 3 days
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 >:(

[primushead]

no sex for 3 days
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>:(

Oh, come off it.  I'm about to hit the 2 year mark. :P

[ratsprayer]

Oh, come off it.  I'm about to hit the 2 year mark. :P

:'( :'( :-[ :-[ :'( :'(

[primushead]

:'( :'( :-[ :-[ :'( :'(

Yeah, basically.  Damn,  I need to kick my game up a notch.

[megisnotreal]

jeeez, no love for mothers?

not abusive ones.  :-[

[FarmerYoda]

erm.
my brother made me go to ihop with him.

guhroooooooosssssssssssss.

[megisnotreal]

why do good things happen to bad people?