Current Complaints

[red]

Hearing "Blister in the Sun" played on a fast-food commercial.  Damn you Wendy's!!!

[.Walt]

Hearing "Blister in the Sun" played on a fast-food commercial.  Damn you Wendy's!!!

Yeah DAMN YOU WENDY'S!!! for making the double stack. you know the burger thats two all beef patties with american cheese, fried onions,  and served on a bakery soft bun. served hot and fresh made to order when i order. thats also on the 99cent menu.

[.Walt]

did anyone hear what tim hardaway said about gay people in the nba? he didn't hold back, holy shit :o

"First of all, I wouldn't want him on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would, you know, really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that is right. I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room."


"You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't like to be around gay people," he said while a guest on Sports Talk 790 The Ticket. "I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."

[megisnotreal]

oh goddaMN IT!!!!
>:(
I had made an appointment to get a repair on my piece of shit car tomorrow so that I could go to Birmingham and see the Reg's show, but GODDAMN IT!!! They had to reschedule me and now I can't go and I wanted to go and I am sad and mad and what the fuck and all I want to do is punch someone or cry or maybe write some run-on sentences.
>:(
I mean seriously, what the fuck. I deserve better.
:'( >:( :-/ :-[ >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(
motherfucker. blah. q/enjbljkbjkbjkbjkb! qwjhro;ufqwh!!! wwaaaaah!
:'(

[.Walt]

some assholes at work, thought it would be funny to put melted butter in my hair. which is pretty damn funny, don't get me wrong. but when your hair is use to being ph balanced, and properly conditioned its not funny.  not funny at all.

[red]

I promised this girl I'd make her a mix tape for Friday and here I am just getting started.  AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

I should really be sleeping, but she's pretty so I'll do it.

[primushead]

Good call man.  Nothing guarantees romance like a mixtape.  

[red]

It's shaping up to be a good one.  I get far too much pleasure from making mix tapes.

[aMD]

some assholes at work, thought it would be funny to put melted butter in my hair. which is pretty damn funny, don't get me wrong. but when your hair is use to being ph balanced, and properly conditioned its not funny.  not funny at all.

hahahaha!  Sorry cap'n, but that's hiliarious!

[ManNamedTruth]

I'll have "that old time feeling" soon!

Why does it take less posts to move up in ranking now? It took me 500 to have that old time feeling.

[Taterbug]

some assholes at work, thought it would be funny to put melted butter in my hair. which is pretty damn funny, don't get me wrong. but when your hair is use to being ph balanced, and properly conditioned its not funny.  not funny at all.

No thats not to funny,  It would have been funnier  if they started throwing toast at ya though,  Or corn on the cob.

[sweatboard]

popcorn.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

popcorn.

I fuckin' [highlight]HATE[/highlight] popcorn.

[Taterbug]

  :)  

[TEO]

Constantly seeing the current complaints thread override the current joys thread.  ;)

[.Walt]

some assholes at work, thought it would be funny to put melted butter in my hair. which is pretty damn funny, don't get me wrong. but when your hair is use to being ph balanced, and properly conditioned its not funny.  not funny at all.

No thats not to funny,  It would have been funnier  if they started throwing toast at ya though,  Or corn on the cob.

the whole butter in the hair thing happened again. then he put mayo on a hamburger bun and cover my ears. it stuck to my face, mayo in my ears. he called it the mayo-muffs. i called it crossing the line.

[ManNamedTruth]

some assholes at work, thought it would be funny to put melted butter in my hair. which is pretty damn funny, don't get me wrong. but when your hair is use to being ph balanced, and properly conditioned its not funny.  not funny at all.

No thats not to funny,  It would have been funnier  if they started throwing toast at ya though,  Or corn on the cob.

the whole butter in the hair thing happened again. then he put mayo on a hamburger bun and cover my ears. it stuck to my face, mayo in my ears. he called it the mayo-muffs. i called it crossing the line.

Have you done anything to get him back? You have to put a stop to this.

[sweatboard]

the mayo-muffs

are my new favorite invention.  Sorry.

[.Walt]

i got done mopping a bbq spill, and nailed him right in the face with the mop. i took a  half a bottle of heinz 57 mixed it with water and sprayed him with it. i filled a squirt bottle full of chicken blood and sprayed him down with it. i got him with butter also...etc. and that was the last half hour of work

but its about the hair.

[sweatboard]

"i filled a squirt bottle full of chicken blood and sprayed him down with it."

that's a start.