If you could meet jim or the band over lunch...

[drewsdad27us]

what non-retarded/innappropriate questions would you ask?  :-?

[MickeyReds]

No talk. Just DANCING!

[el_chode]

did you see LOST this week?

[lasvegas]

why are you eating with your fingers?

did you just put a roll in your pocket?

aren't you suppose to put the butter on your bread plate first, and then spread it?

why is there different glasses depending on the color of wine you drink?

is it still a 'steak knife' if i'm cutting a pork chop?

[meggha]

Why is it so hard to get this stuff into my mouth?

[Prom King]

Why is it so hard to get this stuff into my mouth?

That's what she said!

;)

[meggha]

Why is it so hard to get this stuff into my mouth?

That's what she said!

;)

YAY! you are my favorites for being first to say that. that's why i asked that question....i would only ask questions that would imply such a beautiful response!
:D

[ritchiem4812]

Are you going to eat that?

[capt. scotty]

If they could play It Still Moves front to back RIGHT NOW

[Love Dogg]

Are you uncomfortable right now?

[ycartrob]

I'd ask Jim what's that little intstrument thingee he plays on stage...

I'd ask them why they don't change up their set lists and play longer...

I'd ask them what DonDante is about...

I'd ask them if they like their pasta southern-whisky-drenched-in- reverb...

I'd ask them what that song is that's playing right before they take the stage...

I'd ask them why they ruined At Dawn by putting Honest Man on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Z by putting Into the Woods on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Evil Urges by putting Highly Suspicious on there...

I'd ask them if they are gay, and if so, what are their zodiac signs and who would they be married to if they liked women...

I'd ask them to pick up the check since I paid their way to the big time...

[capt. scotty]

I'd ask them why they don't change up their set lists and play longer...

Come on man, no one wants this

[meggha]

I'd ask them why they ruined At Dawn by putting Honest Man on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Z by putting Into the Woods on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Evil Urges by putting Highly Suspicious on there...

those are some of my top favorite songs.  

[capt. scotty]

I'd ask them why they ruined At Dawn by putting Honest Man on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Z by putting Into the Woods on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Evil Urges by putting Highly Suspicious on there...

those are some of my top favorite songs.  

you understood his schtick though, right??

[searchinbig]

I'd ask Jim what's that little intstrument thingee he plays on stage...

I'd ask them why they don't change up their set lists and play longer...

I'd ask them what DonDante is about...

I'd ask them if they like their pasta southern-whisky-drenched-in- reverb...

I'd ask them what that song is that's playing right before they take the stage...

I'd ask them why they ruined At Dawn by putting Honest Man on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Z by putting Into the Woods on there...

I'd ask them why they ruined Evil Urges by putting Highly Suspicious on there...

I'd ask them if they are gay, and if so, what are their zodiac signs and who would they be married to if they liked women...

I'd ask them to pick up the check since I paid their way to the big time...

I think you forgot to ask about the captain's beard.  :)

[songdiver]

While the Beatles were hanging out with the Maharishi Yogi, Lennon thought it very important that he took a helicopter ride with him.  When asked why it was so important Lennon replied, "I thought that while we were up there he might slip me The Answer."

I would most likely ask Jim for all the secrets of the universe.

or, "hey Jim, can you pass me some of those superman pills that you take?"

[AMightyCaporal]

i'd try to just have a sweet conversation but it would probably wind up a stalkerish/uncomfortable stare

[kymomandstuff]

i'd try to just have a sweet conversation but it would probably wind up a stalkerish/uncomfortable stare

They probably place bets before meeting fans.Will this one be a weird silent stalker or a nervous talker?
I for one can't be "normal" when in the presence of greatness. :-[

[goose]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I would probably just bullshit with him/them.  I would try not to be star struck.  Just ask him the same stuff I would ask anyone about their life when getting to know them.

[kydiddle]

I would tell them to stop meeting with their fans and get the hell back to making music.

;D