The Pivot Questionnaire

[exist10z]

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yeah, sorry, they were right. But, we've got a nice section laid out for all of you non-believers so you won't feel weird.

Love this.  I was thinking of something snarky to say to 'god', like 'how about explaining all that misery buddy', or hoping it would explain itself, but this is perfect.

[ItBeats4Jew]

What is your favorite word?
Fez

What is your least favorite word?
agree w/ Taterbug, has to be the N-word

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music

What turns you off?
Closed minds

What is your favorite curse word?
Biatch

What sound or noise do you love?
My kids' voices (they're still cute...give it a few years)

What sound or noise do you hate?
Anything by LMFAO

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
GM of the NY Giants (although Jerry Reese is doing a damn fine job)

What profession would you not like to do?
Oil rig roughneck

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I knew you'd make it!

[zanjam]

What is your favorite word?
Fez

LOL I forgot about how you love fez!  It's a goodie!

[Crispy]

What is your favorite word?
Corduroy

What is your least favorite word?
Pudenda (not what it represents, the word itself, it's stupid)

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Kindness (sorry, I sound like a Playboy Playmate)

What turns you off?
Meanness (ditto)

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck (fucking fuck, I love that word)

What sound or noise do you love?
Thunder

What sound or noise do you hate?
Smoke alarms

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional pilot

What profession would you not like to do?
Tech support

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome, you motherfucker, you!