Misinterpreted Lyrics

[easy way]

Who else has gotten stuck in the mire of lyrics heavily saturated in REVERB?

For a couple years I thought 'there will be bigotry and there will be open mics'... I just thought Jim was being clever as the nature of an open mic night is anything but exclusionary   

[LB]

oh def man. When I started listening to them I couldn't understand a majority of each song ha.

for Knot Comes Loose,
"Baby, baby, can't you see that I'm smilin'?
Can't you see, there's a part of me that's brand new?"

I thought it was
"Baby, baby, can't you see that I'm smilin'?
Can't you see, there's a part of me this bright moon?

[APR]

In Steam Engine, for a long time I thought Jim sang:

"The fact that I am here.  Is all the proof you need."

I really liked that line a lot.  And even after I learned it was "The fact that my heart's beating," I still sometimes sing along incorrectly.

[Gina]

I thought "Oh shit run" was "oh she runs"

[Mr. White]

"Your ass it draws me in like a Bermuda highway"

I used to think it was, "Your accent draws me in like a Bermuda highway".