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[Kory]

Only Internet Court can settle this matter once and for all.

Judge: Order in the court...

Judge: Pee'e place your right hand on the bible.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth so help you god?

Pee'e: I do.

Judge: So, break it down Sir Pee'e...

Pee'e: I do declare, the Pee'er sitting right over there, let loose and Pee'd on me.

(a shreik from the jury box, and a woman passes out)

Judge: Order in the court!!

Judge: Pee'er place your right hand on the bible.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth so help you god?

Pee'er: I urine do!... I mean yes I do... want some money?

(laughter rings out from the jury, menwhile the passed out lady is pouring a beer in the bong for the man who previously shreiked)

Judge: Pee'er do you have anything to say for yourself?

Pee'er: Urine honor, I do. You see, I did pee on thee (points) and he was the only casuality. I gave him a twenty and he all but laughed at me.

Pee'e: I object!

Judge: you can't do that...

(laughter again from the jury, lady bonging her 3rd beer now, random man in audience removes pants... this can't be good)

Judge: Since the jury may as well be considered inebriated, I'll just lay down my verdict right now. Pee'e, you will be allowed to pee on the Pee'er and all will be well having that you will both have experienced being the pee'er as well as the pee'e.

Jury: Gasp!

the previous pee'e removes mr sausage and sprinkes the shoe of the previous pee'er gives the new pee'e a crisp new twenty and in his happiness for justice and the american way, he hurriedly zips too quickly and mr. sausage... well, that's another story.

[BH]

Nobody gets an 80's style lemo for 10 people and doesn't take a few pictures.  I would think one the 10 people who are friends with moneybags could "leak" one of those photos as evidence.  Moneybags might get "pissed" off but it sure would be fun.

[kforeman]

I agree to abide by and achieve satisfaction through the rulings of the E-Judge. I feel that the band should have to return to the Avalon within the next month so that we may arrange for Justice (and another amazing concert) to be served. Otherwise they shall be held in contempt of Internet Court.

[jjjameson]

Okay here is a picture of a picture (pun intended) of margaritas that pee-er made for the ride.   This is inside the limo,  note: the tv and bottle of wine in the background.


and here is a pic of Jim:

[Kory]

Okay here is a picture of a picture (pun intended) of margaritas that pee-er made for the ride.   This is inside the limo,  note: the tv and bottle of wine in the background.


and here is a pic of Jim:

Those pictures are awesome!

[pee-er_see-er]

lol, I came here to find out if a recording of the show had been up'd anywhere and I just find talking about the pee dude instead.

I saw both of the characters in question and most of the confrontation (I think). the pee-er was just your typical sad drunkard. I doubt he's rich but either way he seemed like a loser. I never saw him with anyone else except trying to hit on some girl 1/3 his age who was totally grossed out by him but I guess it's possible he was with others who just didn't get involved.

I think the other guy shoulda slugged him tho instead of going to security. I get not wanting to be kicked out but I think security would understand why he did it. if there's one good excuse for punching somebody in the face it's that they got some pee on you.

but I think we're forgetting the mad props that go to Jim for actually calling that dude out on stage. lol, that made my night.

[ycartrob]

can't wait for the book

Yellow Avalon by P. Moore Freeley

[kforeman]

Yellow Avalon would be an awesome band name.

[sweatboard]

K'fed, mabey you could do a police style sketch of Mr. Monebags and we could see if it matches up with anyone in this photo that I'm told was taken earlier in the evening of the night in question right outsid the Avalon.  This photo was sent to me via an undisclosed source.  




The guy on the right looks like he's got something in mind.

[bderiso]

Getting drunk, hitting on a girl, and taking a creative piss so as not to miss any music is not crazy, it is proper protocol.

[heartbreakinwoman]

well my friend couldnt hold his pee any longer so he went to the mens room..and while he was in there he missed the drunk teenage girl fall and he missed jim's comment about the pee'er...maybe the pee'er was right after all...although to me, it doesn't sound like the pee'er peed because he didn't want to miss the jacket..it sounds like he peed cause he was a weirdo.

[MyMorningBongHit]

haha.. great discussion


Anyone know anything about any possible recordings coming out?  I saw quite a few tapers there but am surprised nothing has popped up yet.  I know it hasn't even been a week though.. hopefully something will come out at some point.

[peepertrator]

Well it looks like this thread is on its last gasp so Hello, I must be going.
I replied to Kforeman (who has shown a much better sense of humor in this forum than he did at the show) to clarify some major embellishments and to quote from the great Scooby-Doo show "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those rotten kids". I regret that I did not factor in the splash effect in my calculations when I gave you a little shoe shine, but although I have a master's degree, its obviously not in physics (or Whizzics).  By the way, Kforeman, I am sorry about the community college line, but when your girlfriend told me you're at Harvard, I couldn't resist...you'll have to admit I have a good memory for a drunkard)
As for you pee_er see_-er, you should have spent more time watching the band, you missed a great show. I don't know if commenting to the person next to me after a spectacular performance of Dancefloors and Easy Morning Rebel (better than the Pops concert, where as a nod to the historic BSO, I did use the facilities.Peeing in the BSO would have really been something, even for me) is considered trying to pick up a girl 1/3 my age, not that that's a bad thing, but I could have done that at the Axis. (Great story Stucky) No way would I intentionally try to distract someone else's enjoyment of MMJ.  This brings me to the main point of clarification. Kforeman expressed his displeasure with my pisspleasure and I attempted to make amends inside the show. My conciliatory gesture was not only rebuffed, but Kforeman tried to ruin my MMJ mojo after the show, while I was waiting for the limo . There is just nothing worse than someone trying to wreck an MMJ showglow.
Finally, I really want to thank Kforeman for posting his comments, because before he did, I was merely a local legend. Now that the world knows that I peed inside the Avalon, and got a shout out at the show from a truly amazing artist, you've catapulted me into a different stratosphere. Maybe I'll see you at the next MMJ show, where I doubt there will be a repeeeeeeet performance. You just can't catch lightning in a bottle twice.  

[kforeman]

My girlfriend wasn't at the show  ???

[kforeman]

And when do I get to pee on you?

[heartbreakinwoman]

you guys know there is a name for this right?  :o

[MMJ_fanatic]

Yeah it'll be the new tagline for the Avalon--"home of the golden shower--free with any concert ticket"

[CTdeadhead]

Are there any more photos floating around out there. They just posted a few in the gallery.  Boy, Andrew Zrike, you must have been standing right near me.  Unfortunately, my camera took worthless photos.  Thanks for sharing yours.  

[heartbreakinwoman]

I took a bunch of photos, but only a few came out ok...i submitted them to the gallery so they should be posted soon...or you can email me and id be happy to send them over  ;D

[FarmerYoda]

i didn't know there were so many boston people.