NYE Survival Kit

Started by Bigsky, Dec 15, 2008, 12:28 PM

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Bigsky

Dec 15, 2008, 12:28 PM
I am concerned about surviving NYE and I want to make sure I have all the appropriate tools to do so.

1. ticket to MMJ on NYE at MSG
2. tux or dress (depending what mood I'm in)
3. serious buzz of some kind.... :D
4. hot date (my lovely wife)
5. 2009 glasses
6. lip balm
7. cash.  Lots and lots of cash.
8. Red Bull Vodkas ... so you can make it to an after party
9. duct tape (just because)
10. scarf and gloves. It might be REALLLLLLLLY Cold.
11. binoculars
12. buckets - to collect melted faces
13. change of undies (for when I crap myself)
14. acid. Lots and lots of acid. (to help w/ #3)
15. A name tag, I might forget mine.
16. DO NOT make eye contact with the natives
17. empty container (or diaper) to pee in during the show
18. pocket sized snacks, as the concessions at MSG blow cock. i suggest ClifBars.  
19. Hammer and nails (to rebuild) 
20. no deadly beer bottles

What else? :-?

ALady

#1
Dec 15, 2008, 02:37 PM
6. Lip balm
if it falls apart or makes us millionaires

BH

#2
Dec 15, 2008, 02:55 PM
7. Cash.  Lots and lots of cash.

And start drinking Red Bull Vodkas at about 11 so you can make it to an after party. (unless you have something better than that.  :o)
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Penny Lane

#3
Dec 15, 2008, 03:30 PM
8. duct tape (just because)
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

JerseyRich

#4
Dec 15, 2008, 05:21 PM
9. Scarf and Gloves. It might be REALLLLLLLLY Cold.

easy way

#5
Dec 15, 2008, 11:18 PM
Binoculars! Big City...Big Venue. My seats are close, but pre-show people watching is funny as hell...also, I imagine there'll be some hidden treasures on stage (ie: owls, bears, muppets, etc.)  ;)
"the time is with the month of winter solstice, when the change is due to come..."

October

#6
Dec 15, 2008, 11:47 PM
buckets - to collect melted faces

DaFunkyPrecedent

#7
Dec 16, 2008, 12:19 AM
Acid. Lots and lots of acid.  
God damn those shaky knees.

Bigsky

#8
Dec 17, 2008, 07:16 AM
A name tag, I might forget mine

Dodobird

#9
Dec 17, 2008, 04:06 PM
Some really good weed and your trusty bowl...
Wakin up feelin good and limber!

Taterbug

#10
Dec 17, 2008, 04:26 PM
DO NOT make eye contact with the natives   ;) :)
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Bigsky

#11
Dec 22, 2008, 11:54 AM
empty container (or diaper) to pee in during the show

JerseyDan

#12
Dec 22, 2008, 12:37 PM
pocket sized snacks, as the concessions at MSG blow cock. i suggest ClifBars.

Salacious D

#13
Dec 22, 2008, 05:21 PM
Quotepocket sized snacks, as the concessions at MSG blow cock. i suggest ClifBars.
I prefer gummy bears.

What's their beverage selection like at MSG? Do they allow you to bring in water bottles?
Because if there's one thing that goes well with shooting zombies it's a Dolly Parton cover-el chode

MickeyReds

#14
Dec 23, 2008, 01:10 AM
Hammer and nails
As long as you keep a straight face...

Bigsky

#15
Dec 23, 2008, 03:34 PM
I've decided to leave my deadly beer bottle at home.
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