Why is this board not BLOWING UP????

[tdb810]

Hey, we have 5 pages of nothing but rumors!   ;D  I'm sure when there is some tangible dates there will be plenty discussion.  Don't confuse a lack of posts with a lack of excitement.

I was within a whisper of going to new orleans but I ended up having a conflict.  Now I'm waiting to see the dates so I can plan a nice 2-3-4 show long weekend somewhere.  I'm hoping for maybe Nashville-Memphis-St. Louis.

We are looking for a group of shows like that as well. Hoping to see the Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee area. We are coming from Calgary Alberta and are driving because I hate flying but i love driving down through the states. Any city recommendations that stand out down there?

Alberta, Alberta.. where ya been so long..?

avoid red states, they suck so bad.

also fuck jersey.

Montana sounds like a beautiful state.  

Fuck jersey? FUCK JERSEY? I'll kill you bro, no shit bro, you gonna get yo ass kicked BRO!

Just kidding, I don't really talk like that... in fact, I've only been in one fight ever and got my scrawny ass choked... but  that was 5th grade so, whateva.  Peace, love, and MMJ YA'LL!

But let's not talk bad about NJ, it's my home, and up north its very green and beautiful!

fair enough.  shnooki did get cold cocked in the face last episode of jersey shore..  my apologies friend, I've never been to jersey but I heard it was toxic as fuck.  maybe it's all the spray-on tan throwing scientists off.  "why the fuck are these people so tan?! the atmosphere must me dissolving because of jersey's horrible air toxins..".  alright I offically have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.  sticky-out.

;D
Well the shore sucks, awful and polluted, lots of noisy obnoxious NY assholes come to NJ as well. Areas outside of NYC and the airport are pretty toxic as well so I don't blame people for thinking its dirty.  Lots of parts come off that way, but there really are parts that make it "the garden state"

OH my goodness, the shore does NOT suck......there are lots of lovely beaches...have you been to Monmouth Beach ? Spring Lake?  Avon?  All lovely with perfectly civilized beachgoers...you must be referring to other areas, where again, most folks are not from jersey....

Granted -- Newark airport and the turnpike are gross and over industrialized, but apart from that, jersey has everything.....beaches, lakes, mountains, lovely little hamlets, awesome parks etc etc...so please, can we end all of this nonsense before i get all "jersey" on your asses

plus, being an hour or less from manattan is pretty f'ing SWEEEEEEEEEET. 8-) 8-) 8-)

all I'm saying is michigan is shaped like a mitten and could bitch slap any state it wanted and if that didn't work it could slap them with the dong that is our upper peninsula.  that's right we're two for one baby, cheap, rustic, and a little bit sexy.  you're beaches in jersey aint got shit on the sleeping bear dunes.   michigan has beers and wolves like a mother fucker.  and if you're a girl I'd even watch out for the coyotes.   when I'm up in the michigan wilderness or out on an island forest where me and my friends are the only people on it I know one thing, and that is, michigan will mitten dong slap jersey if it had to.  not that michigan will, just sayin... michigan's the shit..

at least you don't live in iowa or missouri.

Wow sticky, icky.....that is profound...thanks for your eloquence, must admit that i have neve heard the phrase "mitten dong slap jersey" nor would i ever think that such a phrase would exist...
so glad that you are proud of your lovely state     :D
and hope you will keep that open mind of yours...

Now BAck TO THE MUsIc...............dates, i NEED dates...

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Hey, we have 5 pages of nothing but rumors!   ;D  I'm sure when there is some tangible dates there will be plenty discussion.  Don't confuse a lack of posts with a lack of excitement.

I was within a whisper of going to new orleans but I ended up having a conflict.  Now I'm waiting to see the dates so I can plan a nice 2-3-4 show long weekend somewhere.  I'm hoping for maybe Nashville-Memphis-St. Louis.

We are looking for a group of shows like that as well. Hoping to see the Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee area. We are coming from Calgary Alberta and are driving because I hate flying but i love driving down through the states. Any city recommendations that stand out down there?

Alberta, Alberta.. where ya been so long..?

avoid red states, they suck so bad.

also fuck jersey.

Montana sounds like a beautiful state.  

Fuck jersey? FUCK JERSEY? I'll kill you bro, no shit bro, you gonna get yo ass kicked BRO!

Just kidding, I don't really talk like that... in fact, I've only been in one fight ever and got my scrawny ass choked... but  that was 5th grade so, whateva.  Peace, love, and MMJ YA'LL!

But let's not talk bad about NJ, it's my home, and up north its very green and beautiful!

fair enough.  shnooki did get cold cocked in the face last episode of jersey shore..  my apologies friend, I've never been to jersey but I heard it was toxic as fuck.  maybe it's all the spray-on tan throwing scientists off.  "why the fuck are these people so tan?! the atmosphere must me dissolving because of jersey's horrible air toxins..".  alright I offically have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.  sticky-out.

;D
Well the shore sucks, awful and polluted, lots of noisy obnoxious NY assholes come to NJ as well. Areas outside of NYC and the airport are pretty toxic as well so I don't blame people for thinking its dirty.  Lots of parts come off that way, but there really are parts that make it "the garden state"

OH my goodness, the shore does NOT suck......there are lots of lovely beaches...have you been to Monmouth Beach ? Spring Lake?  Avon?  All lovely with perfectly civilized beachgoers...you must be referring to other areas, where again, most folks are not from jersey....

Granted -- Newark airport and the turnpike are gross and over industrialized, but apart from that, jersey has everything.....beaches, lakes, mountains, lovely little hamlets, awesome parks etc etc...so please, can we end all of this nonsense before i get all "jersey" on your asses

plus, being an hour or less from manattan is pretty f'ing SWEEEEEEEEEET. 8-) 8-) 8-)

all I'm saying is michigan is shaped like a mitten and could bitch slap any state it wanted and if that didn't work it could slap them with the dong that is our upper peninsula.  that's right we're two for one baby, cheap, rustic, and a little bit sexy.  you're beaches in jersey aint got shit on the sleeping bear dunes.   michigan has beers and wolves like a mother fucker.  and if you're a girl I'd even watch out for the coyotes.   when I'm up in the michigan wilderness or out on an island forest where me and my friends are the only people on it I know one thing, and that is, michigan will mitten dong slap jersey if it had to.  not that michigan will, just sayin... michigan's the shit..

at least you don't live in iowa or missouri.

Wow sticky, icky.....that is profound...thanks for your eloquence, must admit that i have neve heard the phrase "mitten dong slap jersey" nor would i ever think that such a phrase would exist...
so glad that you are proud of your lovely state     :D
and hope you will keep that open mind of yours...

Now BAck TO THE MUsIc...............dates, i NEED dates...

fair enough.  also this song is underrated:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmkYg06QKU0[/media]

[...From On High]

fair enough.  also this song is underrated:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmkYg06QKU0[/media]

Yes it is.  Thanks for posting.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

fair enough.  also this song is underrated:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmkYg06QKU0[/media]

Yes it is.  Thanks for posting.

werd: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nos14B1bMwU[/media]

[el_chode]

fuck jersey??     you must be watching that ridiculous MTV show...

signed,
jilted jersey jacket fan :'( :'( :'( :'(

you're cool and I love you so don't worry about it. are you are guido or guidette? (sp?)

Guidette and mighty proud  ;D ;D ;D  
Really though............total stereotype!  Thanks El Chode  :D :D

As a non guido italian about to go drinking off guinea gulch, I don't think I bolstered this argument. But still, anytime haha

but the real question is.. do you have nice abs?

I'm sure they're there somewhere...under all the layers of zeppoles and olive oil. A few more fist pumps and maybe I can burn it all away?

I'd also like to say that NJ is essential to music and we are partially responsible for Bob Dylan

[el_chode]

NJ beers aren't horrible, if you ignore Budweiser and most of Flying Fish.

Michigan may be a mitten, but it sure as hell ain't no Mimal.

And no matter how much Camden we've got, we still don't have Detroit and Jersey's got buried pirate treasure.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

fuck jersey??     you must be watching that ridiculous MTV show...

signed,
jilted jersey jacket fan :'( :'( :'( :'(

you're cool and I love you so don't worry about it. are you are guido or guidette? (sp?)

Guidette and mighty proud  ;D ;D ;D  
Really though............total stereotype!  Thanks El Chode  :D :D

As a non guido italian about to go drinking off guinea gulch, I don't think I bolstered this argument. But still, anytime haha

but the real question is.. do you have nice abs?

I'm sure they're there somewhere...under all the layers of zeppoles and olive oil. A few more fist pumps and maybe I can burn it all away?

I'd also like to say that NJ is essential to music and we are partially responsible for Bob Dylan

*cough*motown*cough*stevie wonder*cough*the list goes on*cough*...

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

NJ beers aren't horrible, if you ignore Budweiser and most of Flying Fish.

Michigan may be a mitten, but it sure as hell ain't no Mimal.

And no matter how much Camden we've got, we still don't have Detroit and Jersey's got buried pirate treasure.

that sounds like fools gold!!  the UP kicks major wilderness ass.  it's untouched and a secret from the nation.  pure, awesome, wilderness.  jersey will never be as sweet as michigan because not only do we have two peninsula's but we are surrounded by 4 of the largest lakes in the world.  fuck lake erie though.  our state is named after indian words.  we kicked the french the fuck out of here.  we kick ass.  we don't wear spray tan, we wear AK's.

[NoVa_NoLa]

Sticky...puh-leeze.  Lakes?  Wolves?  Bears?  Yeah, we've got all those, too.  They live in our forests, except for the bears which have decided that the suburbs are nicer.

We've got the ocean and for those from the mid-west,  we've got lakes too.  And, how does Manahawkin strike you? ;)  Indian names, beaches, mountains, lakes, gardens, farms, access to major cities, etc.  We got it all!  Didn't want to have to get in to this conversation, but I am Jersey proud.  Born and raised, baby!   Plates on the car read NJ XPAT. :)

I grew up near dairy and vegetable farms.  Hit the beaches in the summer, the slopes in the winter.  NYC and Philly easy to get in to and out of...Michigan ain't got nothin' on Jersey!  ;)  

And, as for blowing up I blew up over Jazz Fest.  I'm just now getting myself back together.  ;)

Sticky and all the mid-westerners:  all in jest.  Though NJ is better than your state.   :D  ;)

[buster douglas]

Hey, we have 5 pages of nothing but rumors!   ;D  I'm sure when there is some tangible dates there will be plenty discussion.  Don't confuse a lack of posts with a lack of excitement.

I was within a whisper of going to new orleans but I ended up having a conflict.  Now I'm waiting to see the dates so I can plan a nice 2-3-4 show long weekend somewhere.  I'm hoping for maybe Nashville-Memphis-St. Louis.

We are looking for a group of shows like that as well. Hoping to see the Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee area. We are coming from Calgary Alberta and are driving because I hate flying but i love driving down through the states. Any city recommendations that stand out down there?

Alberta, Alberta.. where ya been so long..?

avoid red states, they suck so bad.

also fuck jersey.

Montana sounds like a beautiful state.  

Haha, you shouldn't tell someone from Alberta that red states suck.  Alberta IS a red state ;)

(actually in Canada the Conservatives are blue and Liberals are red, but it's in many ways New Texas)

...On-topic, would you rather have a huge new tour, or a huge new album, if you had to choose between either?

[el_chode]

Tour.

Never rush an album. My mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago who told me just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling to tightly,
you're gonna lose control.

[AMightyCaporal]

Hey, we have 5 pages of nothing but rumors!   ;D  I'm sure when there is some tangible dates there will be plenty discussion.  Don't confuse a lack of posts with a lack of excitement.

I was within a whisper of going to new orleans but I ended up having a conflict.  Now I'm waiting to see the dates so I can plan a nice 2-3-4 show long weekend somewhere.  I'm hoping for maybe Nashville-Memphis-St. Louis.

We are looking for a group of shows like that as well. Hoping to see the Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee area. We are coming from Calgary Alberta and are driving because I hate flying but i love driving down through the states. Any city recommendations that stand out down there?

Alberta, Alberta.. where ya been so long..?

avoid red states, they suck so bad.

also fuck jersey.

Montana sounds like a beautiful state.  

Fuck jersey? FUCK JERSEY? I'll kill you bro, no shit bro, you gonna get yo ass kicked BRO!

Just kidding, I don't really talk like that... in fact, I've only been in one fight ever and got my scrawny ass choked... but  that was 5th grade so, whateva.  Peace, love, and MMJ YA'LL!

But let's not talk bad about NJ, it's my home, and up north its very green and beautiful!

fair enough.  shnooki did get cold cocked in the face last episode of jersey shore..  my apologies friend, I've never been to jersey but I heard it was toxic as fuck.  maybe it's all the spray-on tan throwing scientists off.  "why the fuck are these people so tan?! the atmosphere must me dissolving because of jersey's horrible air toxins..".  alright I offically have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.  sticky-out.

;D
Well the shore sucks, awful and polluted, lots of noisy obnoxious NY assholes come to NJ as well. Areas outside of NYC and the airport are pretty toxic as well so I don't blame people for thinking its dirty.  Lots of parts come off that way, but there really are parts that make it "the garden state"

OH my goodness, the shore does NOT suck......there are lots of lovely beaches...have you been to Monmouth Beach ? Spring Lake?  Avon?  All lovely with perfectly civilized beachgoers...you must be referring to other areas, where again, most folks are not from jersey....

Granted -- Newark airport and the turnpike are gross and over industrialized, but apart from that, jersey has everything.....beaches, lakes, mountains, lovely little hamlets, awesome parks etc etc...so please, can we end all of this nonsense before i get all "jersey" on your asses

plus, being an hour or less from manattan is pretty f'ing SWEEEEEEEEEET. 8-) 8-) 8-)

I went to school at monmouth university... maybe it was the people there that made the shore suck.  :)

[goldenlady]

[highlight]We're the most rabid fan base I can think of.[/highlight]

Actually have you ever met Iron Maiden fans...they may be more rabid than MMJ...

Not to steal your thunder or anything...just putting it out there

no offense, but shut the fuck up with that bullshit.  My Morning Jacket fucks Iron Maiden and their fans both sonically and sexually.  I'm afraid there is simply no comparison to the true passion this fanbase holds.  

that being said.  this place would be more active if more people knew about it.  all the cool stuff on here is hidden in secret little places, overlooked by a lot of people.  some don't even know about the setlist archive,show archive, and video archive.  but n00bs would easily find things out quicker if they posted more.  people are afraid they'll sound stupid for not knowing enough about MMJ I believe.  luckily for them this fanbase is nice to new people and embrace them so they shouldn't be scared.  I'm kinda stoned but that's what some n00b said on another board.  something to the effect of "I don't want to sound like an idiot talking about a band I don't know anything about", to be not knowing stuff is the fun part.  surprises are awesome.  

Jazzfest should be called Jizzfest this year, because that's what it's going to be once My Morning Jacket takes the stage.

im a new member and im not afraid to tell you that you are an asshole. and i dont need you to be nice to me...ive been listening to mmj for long enough to know that if any one of them read you talking like that to anyone...they would probably agree with me.

hahaha I'm glad you have no fears of chatting on the internet.  whenever I think of an iron maiden hardcore fan I think of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJWQkVgDs4

and I'm like all "word".  I'm not trying to ruin anybodies day or anything but the truth is there is more passion in the core of this fanbase than there is in the wicked hand of god.  since you are a n00b I'll let your blow up slide but if you get all pissy with me again I'm totally going to call you bad names and try and hurt your feelings.

iron maiden fans eat babies.

First off....Sticky...who...sticky...what...sticky got nothing on Jersey so just stop it...

I took no offense to your off color unintelligent rambles the other day, in fact I found it hilarious for the following reasons...

1.)Noob's don't come here because of people like you, who don't know how to listen or have conversations that offer constructive criticisms rather than use foul language and degrade people's opinions or intentionally try to hurt people's feelings (who you don't even know) over the internet...because they challenge your own opinions...

2.)You called Jazz fest, I highly respectable musical festival Jizzfest...what is a Jizzfest anyways? Do you and your friends sit in your parent's basement in a big circle jerk?  I don't really see the members of MMJ, Pearl Jam, The Allmand Brothers, or Van Morrison getting together in NOLA to perform in such a festival or enjoying their fans doing such activities in the crowd while they play. That would be weird...

3.)I don' really think the members of MMJ would enjoy getting together and having sexual relations with the members of Iron Maiden or their fans... but I could be wrong, who am I?

4.)Iron Maiden fans do eat babies

5.)You kiss your mother with that mouth?

6.)It's an open forum people are allowed to write what they want and feel a certain way. I didn't click on your "you tube link" because I kinda don't care, because this is the internet.  Maybe you think Iron Maiden is a joke, I'm sure a lot of people do.  The same with MMJ.  When I talk about them some tell me about their dissatisfaction for them, that's their opinion and hey whatever floats a person's boat.  I can disagree, but I don't need to be rude to anyone for having a difference of opinion.

I heart MMJ...but I need to post 1000 billion posts on her to be passionate about them either...

check yourself before you wreck yourself....

[el_chode]

Now now, I wasn't a Golden fan until I hit 1,000 posts. Now Patrick is following me on Twitter because I matter

[capt. scotty]

Tour.

Never rush an album. My mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago who told me just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling to tightly,
you're gonna lose control.

thats some profound shit right there choder

[el_chode]

Tour.

Never rush an album. My mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago who told me just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling to tightly,
you're gonna lose control.

thats some profound shit right there choder

Capt. Headdy, you need someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in

[capt. scotty]

Tour.

Never rush an album. My mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago who told me just hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling to tightly,
you're gonna lose control.

thats some profound shit right there choder

Capt. Headdy, you need someone to believe in
And a whole lot of space to breathe in

those both sound like lyrics from a Faith Hill song  ;D

[buster douglas]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

[AMightyCaporal]

For the record, the Jizzfest comment made me laugh really hard.

that shit was gold, I don't what they've got stuck up their butt but whatever it is, it must be huge.  fuckin haters.  figures they're from jersey.

... now you're just stirring the pot  ;)