DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS

[el_chode]

How many of you will be deflowering a MMJ Virgin during T5?

I've got my buddy coming on EU night with his girlfriend because they're really only exposed to the EU album.

[joey_rogo]

I will be deflowering my friend on the ISM night. She will be coming back for more the next two nights as well.

[ericm]

I'll be deflowering two Jacket virgins. One each for ISM, and Z. If the Z virgin bails, that ticket is going to a non-virgin fan from here.

[headhunter]

I'm taking a different MMJ Virgin to each of the first 4 shows. Fortunately my wife who has seen MMJ with me in 4 different states is ok with this and will stay home to take care of the house, our son and the dog while I enjoy the fantasy week.

The 5th night is reserved for an esteemed MMJ Veteran.

[BH]

Deflowering my sister in law on Thursday night.   Two other friends are going Thursday and Saturday as well but they were recently deflowered at Jazz Fest.  (It took a lot of pushing from me to get them to see MMJ and not Simon and Garfunkel.)  They thanked me afterward.

[ALady]

^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

[Bigsky]

I hope that the members who are aiding in the deflowering will give their "into the woods" talk to the virgins. This can be a very confusing time in their lives.

I wonder if we should set up an information booth after each night to give support to those who have lost their virginity. Their lives are about to be greatly altered...

I won't be doing any deflowering, but I know I'll feel violated at the end of that week...in a good way.

[Penny Lane]

Perverts! I love this thread.

However, I just can't be bothered with virgins during a week like this.

[Penny Lane]

I won't be doing any deflowering, but I know I'll feel violated at the end of that week...in a good way.

X2, man. X2..

[itrainmonkeys]

I'm hoping to. A friend of mine really wants to go to Z but I'm having trouble securing an extra ticket. I'm going to ISM, Z, and EU and gave the CD's to my friend to see if any interested him. I didn't hear anything about them so I bought my tickets and then a week or so after tix sold out he said "i'd really like to see them play Z live".

He's never been into them and never seen them. I hope I can get him in for a deflowering.

[BH]

^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

[Penny Lane]

^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

Who dat? Who? Who?

[vwxg14a]

I plan on deflowering 7, 1 for each night and my daughter and her boyfriend on Z & EU.  

I have already deflowered 3 previously. So my masterplan is almost done.

[el_chode]

I may also deflower a super-virgin. I'm talking a true immaculate mary here...someone who has never once even heard the band, only the band's name.

[BH]

^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

Who dat? Who? Who?

Just a couple friends of mine that Alady met at the PJ/BOH show in STL.

[Penny Lane]

^^^ Are these the friends I'm thinking of?

Hope so!   :)

Yep!

Who dat? Who? Who?

Just a couple friends of mine that Alady met at the PJ/BOH show in STL.

well that was a really boring story.

[kydiddle]

Perverts! I love this thread.

However, I just can't be bothered with virgins during a week like this.

You make me laugh.  ;D

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

[el_chode]

I'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

no doubt, it's gonna get bloody.  some may not be able to walk for weeks.