DEFLOWER THE VIRGINS

[danz]

So far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

[Haldon]

I'll be taking my friend to AD to get deflowered

[rmpotsy]

So far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

if you think thats weird, i deflowered my brother at the '08 ville waterfront show.

[Penny Lane]

I'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

no doubt, it's gonna get bloody.  some may not be able to walk for weeks.

sticky, it's probly better you're not coming, i would have broken you down shotgun style and made it feel like your first time all over again.

[Crispy]

So far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

if you think thats weird, i deflowered my brother at the '08 ville waterfront show.

If deflowering siblings on MMJ is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Alas, my own are lost causes, but I have done a few of my friends and coworkers in the past...

[peafunk31]

So far I've got one extra ticket to both TTF & AD.  I will hopefully be deflowering a (platonic) female friend and my sister -it's so right but boy, does it sound wrong!

if you think thats weird, i deflowered my brother at the '08 ville waterfront show.

If deflowering siblings on MMJ is wrong, I don't wanna be right! Alas, my own are lost causes, but I have done a few of my friends and coworkers in the past...

I've deflowered 4 siblings so far (1 blood & 3 in-laws). The last sibling isn't quite putting up a fight, he's just not into music that heavily. I'm positive a live show would turn him on to the Jacket 8-)

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I'm glad I wasn't deflowered at T5.  I'm not sure anything would ever live up to that experience hanging with everybody while the band is ripping their guts out right in front of your face and shoving it down your throat like it's none of your fucking business.  

man everyone's vagina's going to be so blown out after these shows.  it's going to get slutty in here during T5. it no doubt will be a pleasurely painful experience for them.  on top of that people are going to be spazing out for tapes.  shits gonna erupt son, these n00bs musical hymens are going to be torn to shreds.

Plus, no one is promising it's gonna be gentle. It'll be a jackhammering from the beginning.

no doubt, it's gonna get bloody.  some may not be able to walk for weeks.

sticky, it's probly better you're not coming, i would have broken you down shotgun style and made it feel like your first time all over again.

haha oh penny.  shotgun style? haha.  my backdoor is closed!!

so.. I guess there is still a lock on my backdoor...?

[ALady]

Perverts! I love this thread.

However, I just can't be bothered with virgins during a week like this.

Truly, this is an event for seasoned hoors like ourselves.

[manicfanatic]

I'll be deflowering my sister (Christ, that sounds so wrong!!) and my brother in law for the Z show.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I'll be deflowering my sister (Christ, that sounds so wrong!!) and my brother in law for the Z show.

that sounds hot.  have a good time mang.