Banning Johnconaway

[HorkoLad]

I honestly don't think its a good idea, folks. I realize that some of you might not be "into him" as much as others, but banning him? Come off it, huh? I for one respect this lad, and all that he does for the board. From this point on, lets all try and get really really into him a little more. Here's to you ol' chap, here's to you!

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

I hereby ban myself from replying to this thread.  Or having pancakes at 5 p.m.  Or doing cartwheels in mud puddles.  Or driving with the doors all open.  Or having a pet snake.  Or learning Yiddish.  Or drinking salt water while listening to "Pet Sounds".  Or making Swiss Cheese omelettes with pork rinds.  Or voting Republican.  Or getting a tattoo that reads "Johnny Hates Jazz".  

[LennytheTent]

at first glance i thought this thread was titled "Being JohnConway" and i was really excited because i wanted to enter the portal to his brain and eat breakfast with him and meet charlie sheen and play with puppets

[HorkoLad]

at first glance i thought this thread was titled "Being JohnConway" and i was really excited because i wanted to enter the portal to his brain and eat breakfast with him and meet charlie sheen and play with puppets

what are you really all about, anyway?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

U guyz R funnee.  Are you like the same guys or what?  What kind of schizophrenia does one have to possess to have four screen names and reply to each other's multiple identies?

Hilarious.  Oh wait, too nerdy.

Funny.

(queues up "Cybill" for multiple personality references)

[LennytheTent]

what are you really all about, anyway?

hey, i'm balki from RM..why won't anybody accept me anywhere?  :'(

[MikeHawk]

ok who the hell is balki, i was already told i was balki. i demand an answer. not
"big boys nipples are hard"

[Alligator Gar]

ok who the hell is balki, i was already told i was balki. i demand an answer. not
"big boys nipples are hard"

I appreciate large tints, ya know?

[MikeHawk]

yeah i know, i invented large pepperoni tints. you obviously have no idea who the fuck i am

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

This thread is as fun as a case of hemmorhoids.  In July.  While sitting naked on a hot, vinyl car seat.  With a colony of fire ants.  While listening to Nickleback's latest.

[Half]

This thread is as fun as a case of hemmorhoids.  In July.  While sitting naked on a hot, vinyl car seat.  With a colony of fire ants.  While listening to Nickleback's latest.

i didn't know they were effected by temperature

[MikeHawk]

This thread is as fun as a case of hemmorhoids.  In July.  While sitting naked on a hot, vinyl car seat.  With a colony of fire ants.  While listening to Nickleback's latest.

you had me at hemmorhoids.

[SMc55]

What the fuck is this all about? I'm getting sick of you guy(s).

[LennytheTent]

come on guys, i don't think jim james would support this sort of violence

[Half]

What the fuck is this all about? I'm getting sick of you guy(s).

 :-*

[Alligator Gar]

yeah i know, i invented large pepperoni tints. you obviously have no idea who the fuck i am

 :D

[MikeHawk]

im done being silly.
nice to meet you. al

[aMillionDreams]

I'm starting to like you guy(s)

[Spider_Beard]

johnconaway has lots of posts from spamming the board  :-/