johnconaway appreciation thread

[waxy]

  I really enjoy the posting styles of johnconaway, and this thread is dedicated to his existence.  There is no beating around the bush with this guy, a true American hero.  His wise crack comments, his vocabulary abilities, and his handsome good looks are all qualities I hope to achieve when I grow up to be a big boy.  I bet he has a really hairy chest.

johnconaway, I salute you, you magnificent bastard.  I hope you get everything you want out of life.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

I bet he has a really hairy chest

Actually, no.

[Half]

my chest is quite hairy.  i guess i'd be considered a "bear."

 :-/

[Golden_Shores]

Yeah, Waxy I don't think a hairy chest is indicative of one's manhood.  

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

my chest is quite hairy.  i guess i'd be considered a "bear."

:-/

I'd peg you more for a nancy than a bear....

[Ophelia]

He seems very nice!

[Half]

I'd peg you more for a nancy than a bear....

i wish i was a twink :(

[Golden_Shores]

He seems very nice!

He is, I'm sure.  Some people just bring the worst out in other people I guess.

[waxy]

johnconaway,

Could you give a few words for your fans out there?

Love,
Waxy

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

He is, I'm sure.  Some people just bring the worst out in other people I guess.

 ::) now whatever do you mean by that?

[Ophelia]

He is, I'm sure.  Some people just bring the worst out in other people I guess.

I just got here today so I don't know!

[LennytheTent]

johnconway, be honest..and rank everybody that's posted in this thread so far on a scale of 1-10

thanks in advance, lenny

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

johnconaway,

Could you give a few words for your fans out there?

Love,
Waxy

For a mere $50, you too can join the johnconaway fan club.  You get a fake ID that gets you a 1% discount at the dry cleaner, a case of Turtle Wax, 4 Qtips and a worn out copy of Hank Williams Jr.'s greatest hits.  On vinyl.

[Golden_Shores]

::) now whatever do you mean by that?

Some people push people's buttons on purpose jc.  Even nice people can get frustrated and angry sometimes.  And even take it out on people that have never once tried to slight that person.  But, I guess I deserve everything I get, right?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

johnconway, be honest..and rank everybody that's posted in this thread so far on a scale of 1-10

thanks in advance, lenny

Sorry, my bullshit quota for the day has already been met.

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Some people push people's buttons on purpose jc.  Even nice people can get frustrated and angry sometimes.  And even take it out on people that have never once tried to slight that person.  But, I guess I deserve everything I get, right?

Um, yeah.

[Alligator Gar]

John Conaway is from Chicago adn likes teh White Sox.

[Golden_Shores]

Um, yeah.

Explain to me why again?  Guilty by association?

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

Explain to me why again?  Guilty by association?

I'm not even sure what you mean at this point.  What DO you mean?

[waxy]

For a mere $50, you too can join the johnconaway fan club.  You get a fake ID that gets you a 1% discount at the dry cleaner, a case of Turtle Wax, 4 Qtips and a worn out copy of Hank Williams Jr.'s greatest hits.  On vinyl.

Its posts like this, johnconaway, that keep me coming back to the MMJ Off Topic forum...you see, folks, he just doesn't rattle off nonsense in posts that drivel on and leak into other threads....no sir, johnconaway takes the time to develop a thoughtful, funny, sophisticated response that fires on all cylinders.  I love you johnconaway, and I love your post styling!  Keep up the good work.