***The Hair Thread***

[waxy]

Hair can be used a calculator if manipulated properly

[SMc55]

Pray tell...

[EC]

I have found hair to be a good barometer.

[SMc55]

I have found hair to be a good barometer.

Yes! If it's damp out, forget smooth and sophisticated (not that I ever really do sophisticated)

[waxy]

Hair can tell you secrets if you listen real close

[HorkoLad]

Brushing your hair regularly will descrease the chances of dandilions growing in your yard.

[jonjon]

Hair lowers the heartbeat of the one using the brush. I like hair.

[HorkoLad]

If you say "hair" 10 times in a row, in the dark, Art Linkletter will appear and try and sell you a craftmatic adjustable bed.

[HorkoLad]

When hair gets unruly, its time to get to the nursing home.

[Golden_Shores]

Sometimes hair is actually coffee.

[Half]

i grew hair pretty much all weekend long

[HorkoLad]

If you slice one of your hairs length-wise, you'll notice an intricate irrigation system not unlike that of the Viatnamese rice farmer.

[Alligator Gar]

Hair can be disappointed too. :(

[HorkoLad]

Hair can be disappointed too. :(

 :D

[Golden_Shores]

Hair starts its own countdown thread.

[Spider_Beard]

hair has gotten me through tough times

[wordawg]

I sometimes treat my hair badly.

I feel such a heel.

lowordawg

[Golden_Shores]

I sometimes treat my hair badly.

I feel such a heel.

lowordawg

Hair forgives.

[Spider_Beard]

Hair forgives.

hair doesn't forget

[Alligator Gar]

My hair would stick a knife in waxy's hair if they ever met in a dark corridor.