Shots fired at the Capitol Building...

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/capitol_gunfire

[wellfleet]

no shots, just a pneumatic hammer used in fixing an elevator........ by Bin Laden!

so, so, so ridiculous... the CNN chick was saying that after 9/11 people are extra sensitive to gunshots heard around the Capitol... to which i say...

1. gunshots should be par for the course for anyone living and working in DC
2. is it EVER normal to hear guns in a government building, 9/11 or not?
3. enough with the paranoia!!!!

i remember my husband's mother, god bless her, saying the beltway snipers were probably al qaeda... yep, picking off americans one at a time... geez louise!

[ratsprayer]

you know, im just betting if there were a shooter, it would be an iranian, an arab, a venezuelan, a north korean, a russian, or maybe all these nationalities combined in to one!  

thats it, just fucking invade them all!

[SiOuxTribe]

Everyone in the capital is corrupt.

[wellfleet]

you know, im just betting if there were a shooter, it would be an iranian, an arab, a venezuelan, a north korean, a russian, or maybe all these nationalities combined in to one!  

dude, i think you just described tiger woods...

[ratsprayer]

my mom was out in LA for the 1984 olympics, and she got to know a lot of the athletes from different countries, so you could say i have a little bit of everything in me.


 ;)

[wellfleet]

you mean a lil' bit country, and a lil' bit rock 'n roll?

[EC]

my mom was out in LA for the 1984 olympics, and she got to know a lot of the athletes from different countries, so you could say i have a little bit of everything in me.


;)

or maybe she got a little bit of everthing in her?






(is it okay to use your mom for dirty jokes?  i obviously don't mean your real mom.  just a pretend mom in my head.)

[ratsprayer]

or maybe she got a little bit of everthing in her?






(is it okay to use your mom for dirty jokes?  i obviously don't mean your real mom.  just a pretend mom in my head.)

i think it's perfectly ok, i mean i did it which may mean it's the most wrong thing to do in the world.  i was competely joking because i was born 5 years earlier, and my mom is nothing like that.  

bring on the fake mom jokes!   :)

[wellfleet]

yo' fake mama is so fat, when she walks into a room people yell, hey, kool aid!

[ratsprayer]

[peanut butter puddin surprise]

power wrench?!  weird...the terrahists have already won if we freak over every fart