Favorite Movie Quotes

[Monkeyfist]

A few of mine:
True Romance: He must have thought it was white boy day, it ain't white boy day is it?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: There is nothing more desperate and depraved, than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Army of Darkness: Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the Gun.

[Jaimoe]

James Cagney in one of the best gangster movies ever, White Heat, moments before he blew up atop a gas refinery: " I made it Ma! Top Of The World!"

Reg Dunlop (Paul Newman) to the Hanson brothers in the dressing room before a Charlestown Chiefs game (hockey): "What are you guys doing?" -----  One of the Hanson's: "Putting on the foil" - wrapping foil around their knuckles thinking this will help them fight better. Slap Shot is one of Paul Newman's most underrated films and one of the best sports movies ever.


Ash in Evil Dead II as he was cutting off his possessed hand with a chainsaw: "Who's laughing now?!"

[JacketGal]

Ash in Evil Dead II as he was cutting off his possessed hand with a chainsaw: "Who's laughing now?!"

Hilarious!!!

"Give back my hand...Gimme back my hand!!!! ~Ash

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse" ~ Michael Corelone

[fitzcarraldo]

As Good As It Gets

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Sorry ladies  ;)

[marktwain]

Oh, too many to list.

The entire script of the Big Lebowski.

And the first that come to mind:

"You can't raise boys to be scared of life, you've got to brew some recklessness in them. I'm not talking about dance lessons, I'm talking about putting a brick through the others guys windshield. I'm talking about taking it out, and chopping it up." (royal tenenbaums)


-Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?
-I tell you what I'd do, man.  Two chicks at the same time, man.
(office space)

[dragonboy]

The entire script of the Big Lebowski.

Dazed & Confused is another of my favs that is just full of excellent quotes:

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

[Form91225]

Many!

"Yeah, well, like, that's your opinion, man." -- The Dude
"I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey." -- Fat Bastard
"Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" -- Blutarski

...and the entire opening monologue by the gunnery sergeant that starts Full Metal Jacket

[primushead]

Almost Famous (Lester Bangs) - "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."

Love that line.

[Dorothy_Mantooth]

"Where all the white women at?"

[Tree]

Starsky: Do it.

 8)

[jrat]

" whoa, ill fight a snake.......i dont care" christopher walken, Snakes on a Plane auditions.

Everything Vince Vaughn says in Wedding Crashers

fuck, i had some awesome ones, but that walken clip made me forget everything.......

[goldengirl]

" I'm thinking about trying out for scholarship" Bender~The Breakfast Club

"Brody Man, noochie noochies. And its the mad fat chick killer"  Jay~Mallrats

"Why should I change my name. He's the one that sucks" Michael Bolton~ Office Space
 
And Finally one of my favorite old classics

"Hey James Bond in America we drive on the right side of the road." "I am. You try to driving in platforms" Josh & Cher~Clueless

There is far too many more to remember right now. :)

[primushead]

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"Why should I change my name. He's the one that sucks" Michael Bolton~ Office Space


There is far too many more to remember right now. :)

I LOVE that one.   :D

[goldengirl]

Me too!
I work in an office space type setting, so that movie means more to me now than it ever did.
Hilarious!!

[Jellyfish]

"Yeah,their dead,their all messed up"...Sheriff in Night of the Living Dead.

"Get yer paws off me you damn dirty ape"....Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.

"When I get big I'm gonna get an electric guitar...when I get real big"...Neil Young in Rust Never Sleeps"

[MMJ_fanatic]

Supertroopers:  
Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 2: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1: What'd you say man?
College Boy 2: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 2: Yes sir.



Army of Darkness:
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up!

Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Evil Ash: Huh?

Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?   Now I swear if anyone of you primates so much as touches me...

[Enrump]

- IKE!!!! (alferd packer when he wakes up from his dream in Cannibal! the musical)

I didn't think I could watch that movie one more time and still laugh - but then I saw it with the commentory and now it's like watching it for the first time! Thank god for DVD-edititons....

[wordawg]

Charlie don't surf.

words!

[Enrump]

"Kick fucking ass! I just got a mastercard - life's kinda cool sometimes"

"87 USD?! What are they gonna take? Like my Night of the Living dead book?"

Well, actually everything that's being said in American movie. You just gotta love that movie....

[Chills]

They called themselves the only band that mattered, and it was true man!

From Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind