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Started by primushead, Oct 10, 2006, 10:17 PM

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ratsprayer

so.....this thread never really got going.




:-/

primushead

Quoteso......jewish.



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 :D

SiOuxTribe

Lets test everyone for alcohol and not hire them for the job.  WHats the big fucking difference?  I feel much worse, during and after alcohol (and performance) than any dose of green.
fuck fuck fuck fuck this governments petty laws and moral standards.  I bet those people that don't hire you smoke pot too! EVERYONE DOES THEY JUST WONT ADMIT IT!
Passion dripping from the coyote's eyes,
He can taste his blood,
An' blood never lies,
Pale face die. - Kiedis

FarmerYoda

Quoteso......jewish.



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hahahahhahahhaha.

HEY. I'm a JEW. Get outta here! I'll choose not to take that offesnively I s'pose.

hahhahahhahhahahahah. Judiasm. hahahhahahaha.


:-/

primushead

Quote

hahahahhahahhaha.

HEY. I'm a JEW. Get outta here! I'll choose not to take that offesnively I s'pose.

hahhahahhahhahahahah. Judiasm. hahahhahahaha.


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Sorry, Face, but in the words of Borat:

Throw the Jew down the well/
So my country can be free

Seriously.   ;)

megisnotreal

Borat: "How do I let her know I am large... like Pepsi can?"

primushead

QuoteBorat: "How do I let her know I am large... like Pepsi can?"

Borat:  "This drawing is of Checjknick massacre.  Many people killed."

Dude: "So, this makes you feel sad?"

Borat: "No.  My people do the killing.  It make me feel proud.  Very proud."

megisnotreal

To dating service lady: So when do you and me have the sexy intercourse?

Have you seen his racetrack interviews on the DVD extras?

"We have a saying in my country... If a horse is hungry, is like if a man is hungry.

If a horse is tall, is like if a man is tall.

If horse is sad... is like... if a man is sad..."

It goes on for at least 5 more hysterical minutes.

I can't wait for the movie: "You see my movie or I will be execute?"

primushead

YES!

And the Horse Jockey or whatever just sits there smiling for like 5 minutes.

It's fucking hilarious!!!

Movie is out...november 4th or something?

megisnotreal

QuoteYES!

And the Horse Jockey or whatever just sits there smiling for like 5 minutes.

It's fucking hilarious!!!

Movie is out...november 4th or something?

November 3rd. I can't wait.

Is like if a horse is sleepy, is like if a man is sleepy.

If horse is short, is like, if a man is short.

Is like... if horse is bad, is like... if a man is bad.

Damnit, Gregg with 3 g's, now I want to watch Da Ali G show.

primushead

Yeah, me too.

Thanks a lot for starting the Borat quotes.  Especially since I don't own any of the Dvds.

Now I'll definitely have to go buy them.

In Khazikstan, hobbies include:  Archery, Table tennis, Rape, and disco dancing.


megisnotreal

"If she cheat on me, I will crush her."

primushead

I very good at finding traitor in company.  In, the, company.

And, if I find them...I will finish them.

FarmerYoda

this whole thing escaladed very quickly.

megisnotreal

Quotethis whole thing escaladed very quickly.

yeah, sorry about that.

" My wife she is dead...she die in the field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife."

"Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog."

Borat: "Everyone say it rain down like, how you say...?"
Lady: "Cats and Dogs?"
Borat: "Piss!"