Goofy Halloween joke

Started by MMJ_fanatic, Oct 22, 2006, 01:15 PM

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MMJ_fanatic

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image
of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.  However, the casket crashes
through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.  With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.  Bumping and
clapping toward him.  The man screams and reaches for something,
anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!  Desperate, he
throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and...

The coffin stops.

Sittin' here with me and mine.  All wrapped up in a bottle of wine.

FarmerYoda


MMJ_fanatic

hey, I said it was goofy
Sittin' here with me and mine.  All wrapped up in a bottle of wine.

dragonboy

Made me smile, cheers Fanatic  :)

We used to have a joke thread somewhere...
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

Dee.