community service

[megisnotreal]

i am in a really bad mood today.

please, say something to cheer me up. i need it.

[Elizanne33]

Can silly jokes help?

here goes...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

OK that's all I got.

[Jaimoe]

Lindsay Lohan claims she's not an addict.

[ycartrob]

I'm 43

[The DARK]

Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, that must've hurt."

[Ghosts_on_TV]

I had to do community service once.

[dragonboy]

Can silly jokes help?

here goes...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

OK that's all I got.

;D

What's brown & sticky...................................................................a stick!

[mjkoehler]

A skeleton walks into a bar...and orders a beer and a mop.  ::)

[BH]

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

[BH]

I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.

[SMc55]

Some great jokes there!
Feeling any better today Meg?

[aMD]

i got two jokes for ya:

why is Laura Bush always on top?
because George W can only fuck up.


What did one deadhead say to the other when they ran out of weed?
This music sucks!


Hope ya feel better, Meg.

[megisnotreal]

 ;D
thanks, guys.

y'all are the best.

[dragonboy]

What did one deadhead say to the other when they ran out of weed?
This music sucks!

[dragonboy]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/

[red]

What has nine arms and sucks?




















Def Leppard!