The 'Sound Advice' Thread...

[dragonboy]

...because you can never be too careful out there, right?

I'll start us off:

Avoid throwing cans of tinned food at your friends heads.
As funny as it might seem at the time head wounds can be very nasty & a trip to the hospital is no laughing matter these days.

[ManNamedTruth]

don't whiz on the electric fence

[aMD]

from bob dylan:
keep a good head and always carry a light bulb

from frank zappa:
don't eat the yellow snow

[Chills]

Enjoy every sandwich

[LizKing531]

from bob dylan:
keep a good head and always carry a light bulb

from frank zappa:
don't eat the yellow snow

The yellow snow from where the huskies go?

[aMD]

from bob dylan:
keep a good head and always carry a light bulb

from frank zappa:
don't eat the yellow snow

The yellow snow from where the huskies go?

the same.

Good one, Serg. Z-E-V-O-N  ;)

[dragonboy]

Watch ya step around that Serg...he's a mean bastard & won't cut nobody no slack fo' nothing  ;)

[MarkW]

Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
Don't mess around with Jim.

[JacketGal]

You can lead a horse to water
But faith is another matter
So don't you surrender
Cause sometimes salvation
In the eye of the storm

[LizKing531]

Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
Don't mess around with Jim.

I thought it was "don't mess with Bill.  No no no no - dont mess with bill"


don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen
People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships
a penny saved is worth two in the bush


8-)

[aMD]

a couple from daniel johnston:

don't be sad, i know you will
but don't give up until
true will find you in the end

do yourself a favor favor:
become your own savior
and don't let the sun go down on your grievances

[megisnotreal]

the best advice:

no one can make you feel inferior without your consent

[TEO]

Never let the alcohol evaporate while your glass is soaking in it.