The Daily Hamburger Joke

Started by EC, Aug 06, 2005, 07:21 AM

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thebigbang

#20
Aug 11, 2005, 12:50 PM
QuoteDo you actually have the book, too?
Nope. Just made 'em up on the spot. Can't you tell?
Just a Heartbreakin' Man, doing a Victory Dance with Shaky Knees, along a Bermuda Highway

thebigbang

#21
Aug 11, 2005, 12:54 PM
Why did the cow cross the street?

He wanted to moo-ve!
Just a Heartbreakin' Man, doing a Victory Dance with Shaky Knees, along a Bermuda Highway

EC

#22
Aug 11, 2005, 12:57 PM
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Nope. Just made 'em up on the spot. Can't you tell?

Wow.  That's incredible.  I think you're my new messiah.
I bow to you. ;)

thebigbang

#23
Aug 11, 2005, 03:00 PM
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Wow.  That's incredible.  I think you're my new messiah.
I bow to you. ;)

Wow, if I had known years ago that a few corny jokes was all it took to reach deity status!  The imagination runs wild thinking about the cult I could have built.

The vampire joke actually made me chuckle (a little bit).
Just a Heartbreakin' Man, doing a Victory Dance with Shaky Knees, along a Bermuda Highway

EC

#24
Aug 11, 2005, 03:41 PM
QuoteThe vampire joke actually made me chuckle (a little bit).

Oh just you wait, then.  There are seven hamburger vampire jokes in the book.  Oh yeah, seven.  

EC

#25
Aug 12, 2005, 06:49 AM
This post is dedicated to thebigbang (praise) for all of his recent efforts (amen)

Now, um, the vampire jokes are bloody awful, so I'm going to put them all together.

Rare Vampire Jokes

How many burgers do you feed a ferocious, 14 foot-tall vampire?
All it wants!

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in goulash situations!

Which singer's records do they play at hamburger joins in Transylvania?
Fang Sinatra's!

What's the one food that goes over almost as well as burgers in Transylvania?
Fang-furters!  (Sometimes neck-wurst!)

What did the Big Mac say when the Vampire attacked him?
You're a pain in the neck!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion!

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
Very rare-ly!

EC

#26
Aug 25, 2005, 08:18 AM
You guys must've been DESPERATE for hamburger jokes.  hahahahahahahah

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarassed?

They saw the salad dressing!

EC

#27
Feb 27, 2008, 04:02 PM
oh neat!  i just realized why i had a 2 week break - i was recording my first album. :) neeeeeeeeat.  that's going to start happening soon, eh?  where the internet becomes an historic document of our daily lives. wow.

wow.

anyhow, here's a bump for the old hamburger jokes because they're so rad.
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