A Letter From BluntMaster

[OnePoppedCherry]

I am only a messenger. A middle man if you will.

Here is a letter from my friend BluntMaster.

"Hello Everyone,
I would just like to let you all know that bluntmaster is alright so far here on the outside. did you know once you get banned you don't get guest privileges anymore? it's fucked I know. as a fan how am I suppose to know what's going on with the band if I can't even access the forum. luckily I have these magic internet spells...well that and spirit friends to help me spread the word and message of the blunt.
Tracy you were pwn'd but somehow still got me banned,I applaud you're power on this board, you basically own my morning jackets fanbase right now, you and baxter that is. scary. Hope the fans like Shadow, J rud, Goat Boy, and all the other outspoken people in this community remain to continue the fight for freedom and equality. New Members you are the future of the band not this tight knit group of 20 vikings, so speak up, inspire the band, and rock out at shows. I'll surely be there rocking with you. every time you're at a show and see a ploom of smoke just think "hey that might be bluntmaster", if you smell some of that skunky funky think "hey I remember when bluntmaster totally pwn'd tracy's soul and continues to do so while he's banned". I want you to think of every possibility you can to take the forum to the most far out crazy places possible. all while being your own considerate, respectful self. take the power back n00bs, don't let this old fart tracy fuck the future up for us all.

Love and always watching,
BluntMaster"

[tomEisenbraun]

Cute.

[Angry Ewok]

Wow, this thread is kind of weird. I like it.

[tomEisenbraun]

I like to imagine a haunted Scrabble set coming to life and pulling phrases together. The freaky scuttling noise of the tiles moving all by themselves would freak me the hell out.

[CC]

mysterious messenger, vikings, haunted board games, fight for freedom.

I smell summer blockbuster!

[tomEisenbraun]

Icelandic metal bands have been founded on less premises than that! What are we waiting for?!

[TheBigChicken]

you may be watching but you wont be posting :'( ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Coltrane]

Who's Bluntmaster, again???

[shockadow]

Bluntmaster from.....


[size=24]The Afterworld...[/size]

Kinda spooky, kinda sad...  

i missed the whole problem with him which is for the best, i'm sure.

I am a fan of Vikings and Icelandic Metal so hopefully his poltergiest will continue to haunt us.  I like treats from the afterworld.

PS: That plume of smoke ain't bluntmasturd.  Anyone who smokes good weed ain't wastin' it in blunts.  
That plume is me!!!  and it's a bowl.

bluntmasturd- ha!  we should'a though of that before he left!!!

[getinthevan]

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

[MMJ_fanatic]

Icelandic metal bands have been founded on less premises than that! What are we waiting for?!

I'm there man--I just got an Electroharmonix Holy Grail (reverb) pedal that makes my Ibanez sound totally spacy through my amps crunchy setting.

[mjkoehler]

I just got an Electroharmonix Holy Grail (reverb) pedal that makes my Ibanez sound totally spacy through my amps crunchy setting.

Boingggggg!

[shockadow]

Then you'll just have to trust me.  Blunts are so 1999...

[ManNamedTruth]

PS: That plume of smoke ain't bluntmasturd.  Anyone who smokes good weed ain't wastin' it in blunts.  
That plume is me!!!  and it's a bowl.

I wouldn't know.  I'm a puritan when it comes to drugs.

Pot isn't a drug  ;)

[OnePoppedCherry]

Interesting, that Tracy chick has posted quite a few times on this thread but keeps deleting them.

[SMc55]

All this unkindness is making me sad.

[capt. scotty]

Ive never really heard of actual fans getting banned from message boards. He never bothered me, so I dont get it, but I guess if enough people were bothered, Im okay with it.

Shouldnt this Jacket democracy have had a vote or something though? Seems more sensible

[shockadow]

ONEPOPPEDCHERRY....  

I like your style!!


Wink Wink...

[OnePoppedCherry]

Thank you Shock Adow.

The Bluntmeister has spoken again. Please, take a seat and listen to these soothing words...

"Hello again,
It has dawned on me that some of you may not know the actual events that took place to get me banned, nor the chronological order of them. so I'll write out what happened and who was involved. no matter how I go about this it'll be hard for me not to be bias and think I shouldn't have been banned. I'll tell my side and then let the others come in and twist it up, distort the facts, etc. here's basically what happened as simply as I can put it.

1.) Tracy starts "for the 50billionth time" thread about new fans and how he was upset about the new fans, their opinions of the new album, the future of the fanbase, the board itself, etc. it went on for 10pages or more, I do not remember exactly.

2.) I begin talking in the "50billionth time" thread about how it's a stupid thread and disrespectful to have on the bands main forum page. if this board is a business model and you all want to help the band grow, why on earth would you post negative stuff about people you haven't even met yet?

3.) Next, I start up the "How Did My Morning Jacket Inspire you" thread.

4.) Tracy's thread eventually gets erased and he takes his anger out on me because I was one of the big opposing opinions to him.

5.) Tracy and Co. Start pissing in my Inspiring My Morning Jacket Thread.

6.) Tracy Starts thread "Innocent Threads Deleted"
and commands that I be banned. of course I can't deal with people talking down to me so I stand up for myself.

7.) More of the Vikings start appearing in thread(ItStillJaimoe, rccola71, face, Tom, etc). Fran's first response to the thread pretty much says it all. then I got banned for responding "negatively" or something who fucking knows.

how would you react if those people did that to you? these specific people are the same people who destroyed the positive thread I made on the front page of the forum.

my last post I believe was in the "RIP George Carlin" Thread. then I woke up I was banned. for what exact reason? who knows, you tell me.

it's not the carrot thread because that had been deleted a few days before. other than that I'm not really sure what I've done that is so offensive.

what will the response be from the other people? probably something like "all he did was use 4 letter words blah blah", stupid stuff that everyone else on here does.

I remember people posting pics of nut sacks in that leak thread and all sorts of other questionable things these so called fans have done. If I was banned, tracy should be banned as well.

-BluntMaster

ps. CC Baxter is friends with Tracy in real-life."

[j_rud]

Im not really sure how my name got involved in this, but I'd just like to take a second to disassociate myself from that mess lol.