I HATE MY FUCKING JOB

Started by rccola71, Aug 04, 2008, 07:41 AM

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TheBigChicken

oh and the fucking ASSHOLE that I work with >:(
the fruit bats love makin' made all the kids cry

vespachick

Just remember RCCola, it's gotta be better than picking strawberries in Ventura.  That's how I reassure myself.  

Well, that and wine.   ;)
My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

Hawkeye

Not to sound like a prick, but join the club  ;)  More than my job I hate my pay...the job sucks but I could deal with it for a little more money.  The worst part about this job is that we don't have time to be properly trained.  We must handle our 50,000 calls a month, some of them technical to highly technical, with little training, figuring most out as we go along.  I'm amazed we stay in business sometimes.
We could.

BH

Hey, just be happy you're not a heterosexual man who has to work as a "fluffer" for a gay porn studio on the weekends just so you can pay the electric bill.



Or worse yet, a lawyer!
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Bigsky

Quoteoh and the fucking ASSHOLE that I work with >:(

Find a new one...before your old and grey and it's too late because you full of regret

Bigsky

QuoteHey, just be happy you're not a heterosexual man who has to work as a "fluffer" for a gay porn studio on the weekends just so you can pay the electric bill.



Or worse yet, a lawyer!

BH...I didn't know you worked in the film industry...


Crispy

"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"

pawpaw

Quoteoh and the fucking ASSHOLE that I work with >:(

Get out!
"I'm able to sing because I'm able to fly, son. You heard me right..."

bowl of soup

QuoteHey, just be happy you're not a heterosexual man who has to work as a "fluffer" for a gay porn studio on the weekends just so you can pay the electric bill.



Or worse yet, a lawyer!

I'm hurt; allthough about now on a Monday fluffing doesn't sound so bad.
I'm not saying it's easy...walking into sweet oblivion.

BH

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QuoteHey, just be happy you're not a heterosexual man who has to work as a "fluffer" for a gay porn studio on the weekends just so you can pay the electric bill.



Or worse yet, a lawyer!

I'm hurt; allthough about now on a Monday fluffing doesn't sound so bad.


Sorry soup, I just love my lawyer jokes.  My favorite uncle is a lawyer and he tells me good ones all the time. ;D
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

ycartrob

I put my notice in last week for Sept. 1.  I have some ideas.....


Life is short.

Crispy

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QuoteHey, just be happy you're not a heterosexual man who has to work as a "fluffer" for a gay porn studio on the weekends just so you can pay the electric bill.



Or worse yet, a lawyer!

I'm hurt; allthough about now on a Monday fluffing doesn't sound so bad.


Sorry soup, I just love my lawyer jokes.  My favorite uncle is a lawyer and he tells me good ones all the time. ;D
I think we have a good topic for a new thread...
"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"

The Drake


bowl of soup

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QuoteHey, just be happy you're not a heterosexual man who has to work as a "fluffer" for a gay porn studio on the weekends just so you can pay the electric bill.



Or worse yet, a lawyer!

I'm hurt; allthough about now on a Monday fluffing doesn't sound so bad.


Sorry soup, I just love my lawyer jokes.  My favorite uncle is a lawyer and he tells me good ones all the time. ;D

No worries; there's not a millisecond of my existance that I don't wish I was doing something else.  You just get stuck.  Go Tracy; I wish I had the stones to drop everything and chase a dream or two.  I get closer every day.
I'm not saying it's easy...walking into sweet oblivion.

Taterbug

QuoteI put my notice in last week for Sept. 1.  I have some ideas.....


Life is short.

Whatchya gonna be when you grow up  :) .  I need to steal  some ideas.  
 When I was in my twenties I wanted to be a fireman. So I became a fireman.  I then realized I couldn't stomach the blood and guts and hung up my hose for good.  

"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Taterbug

Quoteoh and the fucking ASSHOLE that I work with >:(

What line of work are you in ?  
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Penny Lane

i want Kenneth's job at 30 Rock--look how happy he looks:

but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

BH

Are you sure?

Jack: I wanted to talk to you about our corporate "Bottoms-Up Day". Once a year all the senior V.P.s spend one day doing the job of one of our lowest level employees. This year I'll be a page for a day and you'll be my boss.

Kenneth: Thank you sir!

Jack: That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.

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later that day...

Jack: Here is your salad, and your change.

Josh: Oh, no. Dude is this spinach?

Jack: Yes, you asked for a spinach salad.

Josh: No I like the stuff that comes on the spinach salad, but I wanted it with romaine.

Jack: So you want me to take it back?

Josh: Supposed to treat you like Kenneth, right?

Jack: Yes.

Josh: Well then yeah genius!! Get me a new salad! Or get me a time machine so I can go back in time and smack your mom for smokin' crack while she's pregnant!

Too much?

Kenneth: No that's usually how it goes.
I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

ycartrob

I would love to play in the NBA, but...