Hi, I'm Michael Phelps......

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Grits, abs, and choc. chip speedo shloong.

This is the thread where you can congratulate me for being the most perfect human being to ever swim out of a vagina.

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Check out my......Shl...eedo.

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This is Hey Girls new album cover.....

Front:



Album Title:  A. Perfect!!!...Shleedo (2400).

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Back:






ooopps!!!!!!!!

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Michael Phelps BLEEDS jack and coke....then he drips it on his Choc. Chip Pancakes for syrup.

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piece of cake.

[Penny Lane]

congrats! your body is a little weird but i enjoy your abs.

[BH]

Unbelievable finish.  That last quick stroke was brilliant.  Did you do that on purpose just to finish with some drama?

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Unbelievable finish.  That last quick stroke was brilliant.  Did you do that on purpose just to finish with some drama?

That's what she said!   ;D

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congrats! your body is a little weird but i enjoy your abs.

Yeah, your body is a little wierd.....but you don't have any gold medals.

....enjoy my abs.

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and enjoy my Shl...eedo.

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If you delete my shleedo.....

[BH]

How come you can't do the 50 meters?  

[DavidCrosby]

How come you can't do the 50 meters?  

...I thought that too...

[megalicious]

so, michael phelps... what's this i hear about your being double-jointed?

;)

[SomethingCreative]

is it true that you're 1/4 Dolphin???

[Jenny]

michael phelps is a genetic freak!!!!!!!!! he's not human! he's a mutant!!!!!!! his heart pumps twice as much blood as a normal human, he has lactates in his muscles that absorb in minutes opposed to hours!!! i don't know what that means, but he can do it FAST AND I CAN'T!!!

http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#1

just sayin'.

[red]

I think we need a Usain Bolt thread.  

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michael phelps is a genetic freak!!!!!!!!! he's not human! he's a mutant!!!!!!! his heart pumps twice as much blood as a normal human, he has lactates in his muscles that absorb in minutes opposed to hours!!! i don't know what that means, but he can do it FAST AND I CAN'T!!!

http://gawker.com/5038018/michael-phelps-freakish-physique-explained#1

just sayin'.

this was my favorite....

"Michael Phelps once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."

;D

[Jenny]

I think we need a Usain Bolt thread.  

even just for his name.