let me tell you, (jokes)

[tomEisenbraun]

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

An umbrella!


Also, this is more of an existential grammatical riddle than a joke, and i stole it from somewhere, but let's see you try and punctuate this, suckazzz...

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

[purvis9876]

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

An umbrella!


Also, this is more of an existential grammatical riddle than a joke, and i stole it from somewhere, but let's see you try and punctuate this, suckazzz...

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That it, it is.

? I know the "That, that is, is." is Shakespeare... right? Maybe?

[easy way]

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

An umbrella!


Also, this is more of an existential grammatical riddle than a joke, and i stole it from somewhere, but let's see you try and punctuate this, suckazzz...

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.  :D

....damn, lexical ambiguity.

[easy way]

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

An umbrella!


Also, this is more of an existential grammatical riddle than a joke, and i stole it from somewhere, but let's see you try and punctuate this, suckazzz...

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That it, it is.

? I know the "That, that is, is." is Shakespeare... right? Maybe?

I think that you may be refering to 'Flowers For Algernon'...hmmm?

[tomEisenbraun]

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

An umbrella!


Also, this is more of an existential grammatical riddle than a joke, and i stole it from somewhere, but let's see you try and punctuate this, suckazzz...

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.  :D

....damn, lexical ambiguity.

Ding ding ding! Won!

[easy way]

I'd rather be playing PLINKO....but, ya know.  ;)