Complete & Utter Lies!!!

Started by dragonboy, Oct 25, 2008, 12:05 AM

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easy way

#20
Oct 25, 2008, 11:03 PM
...and that.
"the time is with the month of winter solstice, when the change is due to come..."

purvis9876

#21
Oct 25, 2008, 11:05 PM
Five times out of seven, if you aren't able to decipher Hieroglyphics, it sometimes means you're illiterate.

True Fact...
Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

dragonboy

#22
Oct 26, 2008, 12:14 AM
My wife hates Jim & the boys and often refers to them as My Morning 'Racket'

True story...
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

dragonboy

#23
Oct 26, 2008, 04:52 AM
This is my fav movie of all time:

[media]http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLmYcQaVVE[/media]

True story...
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

aMillionDreams

#24
Oct 26, 2008, 09:17 AM
My underwear is composed of 100% used bandaids.
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ManNamedTruth

#25
Oct 27, 2008, 07:10 AM
This is a terrible thread, DB!
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

ManNamedTruth

#26
Oct 27, 2008, 07:14 AM
I'm an honored thespian. James Lipton was supposed to interview me, but I had to cancel.

E True Hollywood Story.....
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

purvis9876

#27
Oct 27, 2008, 07:30 PM
Most times I'm not able to get to sleep at night. All I can think of is how much people admire me. I run their compliments over and over through my head; like sheep. It really makes them look bad. Their jealousy is scathing at times. Who could blame them though?. I mean, sheesh... LOOK AT ME!


True Fact...
Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

dragonboy

#28
Oct 27, 2008, 09:44 PM
I miss the exciting days of Bennifer  :'(

True story...
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

purvis9876

#29
Oct 30, 2008, 09:35 PM
Each Halloween, my wench and I sacrifice a newly born rat on an altar that sits at the foot of our love pit(bed).

True Story...
Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

dragonboy

#30
Oct 31, 2008, 06:31 AM
The Source's year end lists are in!!! The greatest rapper of all time?.....PaRappa The Rapper!!!



http://www.thesource.com/2008/09/612/#more-612
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

purvis9876

#31
Nov 03, 2008, 02:33 PM
Twice a week I enjoy my daily tractor rides.


True story..
Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

easy way

#32
Nov 04, 2008, 12:42 AM
I'm pretty sure this thread is just an outlet for a bunch of freaks to confess their secrets without being held accountable...

true story
"the time is with the month of winter solstice, when the change is due to come..."

easy way

#33
Nov 04, 2008, 12:43 AM
...and that.
"the time is with the month of winter solstice, when the change is due to come..."

capt. scotty

#34
Nov 04, 2008, 12:49 AM
I now know why DB has nearly 10,000 posts

True Story....





oh, wait...
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

dragonboy

#35
Nov 04, 2008, 06:27 AM
QuoteI now know why DB has nearly 10,000 posts

True Story....





oh, wait...
Quantity, not quality!!!  ;D
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.

purvis9876

#36
Nov 07, 2008, 08:40 PM
I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you

True story...
Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

kydiddle

#37
Nov 07, 2008, 08:46 PM
I shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.

True story.
Cow temperature.

purvis9876

#38
Nov 07, 2008, 08:48 PM
QuoteI shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.

True story.

Does she have to remove her human skin to feed?
Evey: Are you, like, a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

dragonboy

#39
Nov 07, 2008, 10:45 PM
QuoteI shot wolves from an airplane with Sarah Palin.

True story.
Haha that's a great one! I found one of the injured wolves that she shot but didn't kill, nursed it back to health & joined it's pack for about 6 months. Kind of like Mowgli, you say!

True story...
God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.....I can't live with that.
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