Complete & Utter Lies!!!

[dragonboy]

I once met David Gilmour in a pub in Henley, sat by himself reading the newspaper & enjoying a pint. I found the courage to I go up to him & nervously said something embarrassing like "Sorry to bother you Mr. Gilmour but I just wanted to tell you have amazing I think your music is."
He said thanks very much and insisted that I sit down! We talked for hours about his life, Pink Floyd and music etc & the whole time he bought me drinks, he wouldn't let me pay for a single round!

True story...

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That ridiculous story inspired me to listen to "Echoes".  

True story?  You be the judge.   :o

[dragonboy]

That ridiculous story inspired me to listen to "Echoes".  

True story?  You be the judge.   :o

If I ever quit the forum it will be your fault entirely K...

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If I ever quit the forum it will be your fault entirely K...

Oh shit!  I don't want that blood on my feeble hands!!!  

[ycartrob]

When I was in the Coast Guard up in Gloucester, Massachusetts, we boarded a lobster boat pulling it's traps after dark with no running lights. We boarded the boat and asked to see the 3 gentlemen's ID's: Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley and Jimmy Hoffa.

We just got back on our boat and sped off.

True story...

[dragonboy]

There's a certain type of Stilton that, if eaten whilst drinking a certain type of Beaujolais causes instant amnesia...or in extreme cases death!

I tried to update Wikipedia to alert the general public but the information I posted was deleted  :-?

True story...

[dragonboy]

That guy from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo was in the final 3 for the new James Bond, along with Daniel Craig and Don Cheadle.

True story...

[dragonboy]

Jam spelled backwards is majic (old English for magic) but only if you're standing in front of a mirror.

True fact...

[dragonboy]

This one time, when I was the only person on the forum, Jim signed in & we chatted for a few minutes about our shared love of Elvis Presley.

Unfortunately, the posts were later deleted, probably by the C.I.A.

True story...

[purvis9876]

Whilst having sex with my girlfriend, I yelled out her hot friend's name. Instead of getting mad, she called up the friend and we all three  ::) all night long.

True story..

[dragonboy]

Whilst having sex with my girlfriend, I yelled out her hot friend's name. Instead of getting mad, she called up the friend and we all three  ::) all night long.

True story..

It's true stories like these that give the rest of us all hope!  
Thanks for sharing Purvis!

[purvis9876]

Whilst having sex with my girlfriend, I yelled out her hot friend's name. Instead of getting mad, she called up the friend and we all three  ::) all night long.

True story..

It's true stories like these that give the rest of us all hope!  
Thanks for sharing Purvis!

I do what I can.  ;)

Side note: great idea for a thread. This should get interesting.

[dragonboy]

Cucumbers any longer than 40cms should be referred to by their correct name hugecumbers.

True fact...

[dragonboy]

Side note: great idea for a thread. This should get interesting.

Thanks but I shouldn't really take credit. The idea was actually suggested by Lou Rawls, who visited me in a dream!

True story...

[purvis9876]

Whenever it's time for bed, like now, a red switch comes out of my chest that I can press to cut me off for sleep. A strict 4 hour and 15 minute nap ends with Ba-Baran lightly being played.... It really helps on those mornings when it's hard to get out of bed.

True fact...

[dragonboy]

79% of Canadians would prefer Powderfinger for their National Anthem.

True fact...

[dragonboy]

Although I've never laughed in the face of danger as such, I did allow myself a quiet chuckle when confronted by an angry Rhino one time in Kenya.

True story...

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79% of Canadians would prefer Powderfinger for their National Anthem.

True fact...

;D ;D ;D

[easy way]

Everything that I say is a lie...except for that.

[easy way]

...and that.