Bats Anyone

[TheBigChicken]

http://www.wec.ufl.edu/extension/wildlife_info/faq/bats.php#Attract_Bat

[TheBigChicken]

Thinking about building a bat house. Does anyone else have bats or bat houses ? I bet Weenie has some big bats in Australia. I'm trying to tone my mosquito population....Tell me your bat stories people :D

[Leontheslut]

Mickey Reds and I once had a nice battle with some bats at my house.
I caught one in a box and he smacked the shit out of the other one with the soft part of a broom.

In the words on the (late), great H.K.

THAT BAT IS OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(yes both bats lived through this. The one a bit more dazzed than the other)  ;D

[Vadie Stark]

Yesterday a friend showed me a little bag of bat guanao about 4-oz not much more than that, it cost six dollars :o
Then he showed me about 75 gallons in three different buckets that he got the day before under some bridge. The bats he says come from Mexico in summer and go back in winter.
They just got here and the shit is just starting to pile up. Might help my friend shovel some shit after all he is my friend.

[TheBigChicken]

Yesterday a friend showed me a little bag of bat guanao about 4-oz not much more than that, it cost six dollars :o
Then he showed me about 75 gallons in three different buckets that he got the day before under some bridge. The bats he says come from Mexico in summer and go back in winter.
They just got here and the shit is just starting to pile up. Might help my friend shovel some shit after all he is my friend.

good fertilizer

[pawpaw]

Tell me your bat stories people :D

Man, I can't stand bats. G-narly. I definitely wouldn't want to create a bat habitat in my yard either. I saw fruit bats gettin' it on at the Oakland Zoo. First of all, fruit bat wang is NASTY. Secondly, that is some violent breeding! All claws and teeth and horrible sreeching...the fruit bat love makin' made all the little kids cry!  ;D

[TheBigChicken]

the fruit bat love makin' made all the kids cry... ;D

[TheBigChicken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP47qLDAwgI   damn

[Leontheslut]

When I make love to my obese wife in front of our kids they always cry.

Fuckin' kids are so soft these days. . .

[Vadie Stark]

You are never farther than 1000 feet from a bat
I even have one got it in KY

[TheBigChicken]

When I make love to my obese wife in front of our kids they always cry.

Fuckin' kids are so soft these days. . .

hmmmm....wrong thread leon

[Leontheslut]

When I make love to my obese wife in front of our kids they always cry.

Fuckin' kids are so soft these days. . .

hmmmm....wrong thread leon

I was just referencing the fact that kids are soft and cry when they see the bats making love.

[pawpaw]

Where would you get bats from, if you wanted to make a bat house? How many would you have in your squadron to deal with the skeeters? Do you have to feed them during non-skeeter season?

[TheBigChicken]

Where would you get bats from, if you wanted to make a bat house? How many would you have in your squadron to deal with the skeeters? Do you have to feed them during non-skeeter season?

I'm glad you asked. You build a house and kinda wait for the bats to move in. This could take a while from what I've read. As far as during the off season for mosquitos.....I could always ship 'em to Sacramento :D ;D :-?

[Penny Lane]

i read this a few weeks ago-->glad i could find the link. this is bad all around for the environment...the need for bats...

http://www.economist.com/world/unitedstates/displayStory.cfm?story_id=13702854

[megalicious]

sorry. i had to.

maybe this will make up for the unforgivable joke:



i always thought count was cool when i was a kid... he made me wish i, too, could have pet bats.

[Penny Lane]

Meg---YUM! Every thread should turn into an Edward Cullen thread :-)

[.Walt]

....Tell me your bat stories people :D

One time I came home from the bars, and a bat flew into the living room. Not even liquid courage could help me. I yelled, hide under a blanket, and ran upstairs.

:-[

[goodjam2bn]

i read this a few weeks ago-->glad i could find the link. this is bad all around for the environment...the need for bats...

http://www.economist.com/world/unitedstates/displayStory.cfm?story_id=13702854

Jeeez.  :-X

quote"Bats consume huge quantities of insects: as much as their own body weight during a night aloft. The Forest Service estimates that the die-off from white-nose syndrome means that at least 2.4m pounds of bugs (1.1m kg) will go uneaten."

Multiply that by millions of bats lost. I hate bugs! >:(