Inappropriately named things….

Started by sweatboard, Nov 08, 2009, 04:10 PM

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el_chode

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Not trying to be a dick or anything but Killer Whales are appropriately named because they are one of the only members of the whale family who kill & eat other animals (fish, seals, sea lions, squids etc) as oppossed to krill, plankton & such like eaten by other whales.

Sincerely, Sir David Attenborough


Killer Whales are not whales, but cetaceans, the same family of animals that bring us the porpoise and the beluga.

Sincerely,

Pierce Brosnan, the inferior host of Blue Planet (because David Attenborough's voice is the perfect narration voice)


Killer whales aren't really whales?
Sincerely,
Steve Zissou, superior host of the Steve Zissou Show.





bill murray was at the united palace theater MOF show on friday  :)

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I'm surrounded by assholes

kydiddle

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capt. scotty

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

capt. scotty

QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

jones

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What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?

Man, what is going on up there in Pennsylvania?

capt. scotty

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QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?

Man, what is going on up there in Pennsylvania?

How could I forget Middlesex, PA?!
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

kydiddle

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QuoteIntercourse, PA

What about:

Pleasant Gap, PA?

Blue Ball, PA?

Beaver Falls, PA?

Man, what is going on up there in Pennsylvania?

How could I forget Middlesex, PA?!

HA! I chose only one to give others a chance to contribute. My brother owns a hat that says in HUGE letters:

I <3 INTERCOURSEPA
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pawpaw

There's nothing 'Country Club' about a 40 of malt liquor...I think their target customers changed over the years! ;D



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mjkoehler

Nothing that costs $2.19 is "country club".  

kydiddle

QuoteNothing that costs $2.19 is "country club".  

Laugh out loud!  ;D
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