I'm not sure if I'm aloud to ask this but...

Started by PhriendlyMMJPhan, Mar 01, 2010, 02:17 AM

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Sticky Icky Green Stuff

Have you ever wanted to have sex with a vagina before?

AMightyCaporal

you mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?
Oh I'll never say I knew you, but my heart can't wait to meet you on the other side

Penny Lane

Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

;D

sticky, you were on a tear last night!
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

Ghosts_on_TV

You could always get like, a fleshlight or something. I read somewhere that you could buy a sex robot for like, 10 grand or so that actually talks to you and shit. I got to thinking that'd I'd probably pay more if it didn't talk to me...
Some girls mothers are bigger than others girls mothers...

TheBigChicken

the fruit bats love makin' made all the kids cry

Penny Lane

but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

jones


jones

Quotereminds me of this episode of 30 Rock:



James Franco looked so messed up in that episode.  I want to go to there.

pawpaw

"I'm able to sing because I'm able to fly, son. You heard me right..."

Crispy

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Thanks for breaking the spelling nazi taboo there. I was going to ask sticky how the present tense of that word would be spelled...
"...it's gonna be great -- I mean me coming back with the band and playing all those hits again"

jones

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Thanks for breaking the spelling nazi taboo there. I was going to ask sticky how the present tense if that word would be spelled...

Something like this: alou.  I think that the word has french origins.

jones

Sticky, you are quite entertaining. [smiley=beer.gif]

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

QuoteYou mean coitus?

I'm not sure maybe. is that the same thing as vaginal intercourse?

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.

capt. scotty

Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody.
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

Jon T.

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QuoteYou mean coitus?

I'm not sure maybe. is that the same thing as vaginal intercourse?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.   ;D

AMightyCaporal

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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...
Oh I'll never say I knew you, but my heart can't wait to meet you on the other side

jones

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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

The instant I read this post I starting hearing 'Eye Of Vagina' a la 'Eye Of The Tiger' in my head.  

This is one messed up thread.

AMightyCaporal

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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

The instant I read this post I starting hearing 'Eye Of Vagina' a la 'Eye Of The Tiger' in my head.  

This is one messed up thread.
;D

Oh I'll never say I knew you, but my heart can't wait to meet you on the other side

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

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Quoteyou mean like... just a vagina? Like not attached to a human?

yeah, it took me a minute to think about it but I think attached is probably the best way to go for me personally.  unattached isn't as intimate.


true, its hard to look deeply into a vagina's eyes...

Vagina's are captivating creatures.  Their Frothy mouths dripping ooze into oblivion.  Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have a labia minora and majora.  But only sometimes.