Classic quotes in forum history

Started by sweatboard, Apr 16, 2010, 12:47 PM

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sweatboard

"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"

I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.
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mjkoehler

wow.....it's all downhill after that one.

Penny Lane

Quote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"

I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.

It was me.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

Penny Lane

Quotewow.....it's all downhill after that one.

also, that's what she said.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill

jones


AMightyCaporal

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Quote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"

I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.

It was me.

I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him
Oh I'll never say I knew you, but my heart can't wait to meet you on the other side

TEO

"It looks like an Indian burial ground in here or something"
"You are only as young as the last time you changed your mind" T. Leary

aMillionDreams

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Quote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"

I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.

It was me.

I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him

I think it was K actually.

How about "That song just gave me a soulchubby!"

or

"I am art!"
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Sticky Icky Green Stuff

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Quote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"

I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.

It was me.

I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him

that wasn't me.  I'm not sure if I should be flattered or offended that penis reminds you of me.  


el_chode

MMJ are not allowed to have political opinions
I'm surrounded by assholes

ManNamedTruth

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Quote"Guitar Licks Dirtier Than Gene Simmons Penis"

I read that the other day, I can't remember who said it but I can't get it out of my head.

It was me.

I was sure it was sticky... anytime penis is mentioned I just assume its him

I think it was K actually.

How about "That song just gave me a soulchubby!"

or

"I am art!"


I don't see the point in that other than to stir shit up. It's not really worth my time anymore.
For those of you on my facebook, keep your inquiries as private messages for the time being.
It's been a great 3 or 4 years!
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

vespachick

Wait wait wait, Yustin = True?  What the hell is going on around here??? :o
My jacket's gonna be cut slim and checked

aMillionDreams

Woah, I didn't see that one coming!  I really wasn't trying to stir up shit, I think that quote is hilarious and is a classic of this here forum.  

Vespa - Yustin = True = art
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.Walt

Here's one I found hilarious...

"You would drag your sack over broken glass for 500 miles, just to hear the sound of a female breathing over a pay phone"

Not sure if that's exactly how it went...could've been 700 miles.
Much Greater Than Science Fiction

johnnYYac

So did Yustin just bail?  And are we saying he is/was True, from the Keyboard Art dust up?  Forgive me if I seem to be sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but we really need to stop reading into online postings negative intentions.  Its rarely correct and causes all kinds of unnecessary sore feelings.  

Or am I way off base and need to mind my own business?  :)
The fact that my heart's beating is all the proof you need.

Tracy 3000

OK, one time face got pissed and said:

"This is stupid! I'm going to go watch _____________"

and she said some sappy TV show on like the WB or something, and I cannot remember it. Anyone?

It's either that one or this:

"I don't see the point in that other than to stir shit up. It's not really worth my time anymore.
For those of you on my facebook, keep your inquiries as private messages for the time being.
It's been a great 3 or 4 years!"
Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

capt. scotty

I dont think I ever read that keyboard art thread from the start. The "I Am Art" quote is priceless  ;D
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

.Walt

QuoteI dont think I ever read that keyboard art thread from the start. The "I Am Art" quote is priceless  ;D

I know. I didn't even know what hell everyone was talking about, or even where to look. 3 years later I find the greatest thread ever. Classic stuff right there!  ;D
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ms. yvon

Quote"It's like an old Indian burial ground in there"
YES!! TEO!!   HAHAHAHA!  ;D ;D ;D

(ps. i edited that)
"i don't mean to brag, i don't mean to boast, but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast."

Penny Lane

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"You would drag your sack over broken glass for 500 miles, just to hear the sound of a female breathing over a pay phone"


nice. very nice.
but come on...there's nothing sexy about poop. Nothing.  -bbill