Just Ask Sticky

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Dear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

That's true, sweet tricks are pretty fun. Plus, dolphins are about the happiest looking animals around, probably from all the fun they're having. Good call, dude.

Thanks Sticky. I spent about 4 and a half hours yesterday trying to figure this out, it's really been eating me up. You are a wise man, and doing a great service here.

shit man.  birds are cool and all, they can sing which is sweet and rare in the animal kingdom.  according to wikipedia only birds, whales, and humans can sing.  chimps can't nor can the graceful dolphins.  birds are sweet, too bad they have hollow bones.  being born with osteoporosis would blow.

[pawpaw]

Dear Sticky,

I was sittin' in my backyard this weekend drinking, enjoying the weather, watching the birds and squirrels. They looked like they were having fun, just flying around, or scrambling through the trees. It got me to thinkin'...which animal has the most fun? If you think that humans have the most, which animal do you think has the second most fun? Or do animals even have fun, or is it just a human thing. 'Cause when I see a bird flying, I think,"man, that looks like fun", but is the bird just going about it's business, and thinking nothing more than,"I've got to go over there now. Build the nest. Eat the worm. Survive."

What do you think?

Dolphins have the most fun hands down.  they can swim fast, kill shark, and do sweet tricks.  they're smarter than chimps so that makes them geniuses. so yes, without a doubt Dolphins have the most of in the animal kingdom.

I think otters probably have a lot of fun also, but not nearly as much fun as a dolphin.

That's true, sweet tricks are pretty fun. Plus, dolphins are about the happiest looking animals around, probably from all the fun they're having. Good call, dude.

Thanks Sticky. I spent about 4 and a half hours yesterday trying to figure this out, it's really been eating me up. You are a wise man, and doing a great service here.

shit man.  birds are cool and all, they can sing which is sweet and rare in the animal kingdom.  according to wikipedia only birds, whales, and humans can sing.  chimps can't nor can the graceful dolphins.  birds are sweet, too bad they have hollow bones.  being born with osteoporosis would blow.

Yeah, birds are awesome, but I don't think that they have fun, or choose to play. I don't think that fish or reptiles do either, none that I can think of anyway. Mammals do though, at least relatively intelligent mammals do, maybe all of 'em. Dogs love to play, so do monkeys, and all kinds of young mammals love to rascal around. I'm not sure about giraffes and many of the herd animals, but they could just be playing in their own way, what do I know.

Sex is another thing. Do any other animals have sex for pleasure? For emotional connectedness? 'Cause I'll tell you what, I've seen dolphins do it, and it's a quick swim-by and that's that. And don't get me started on fruit bats!!! I did see orangutans humpin' at the zoo a few months ago, and they definitely were just having a go for fun. Really bizarre, acrobatic positions too. My wife, son and I watched them for at least 10 minutes. Oranga-bang.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

haha "oranga-bang".

I'm not sure what's up with animals and having sex for pleasure.  There was a Walrus or something sucking his own dick on Tosh.0 the other night... so maybe so?

[mjkoehler]

haha "oranga-bang".

I'm not sure what's up with animals and having sex for pleasure.  There was a Walrus or something sucking his own dick on Tosh.0 the other night... so maybe so?

You know why he was? Because he can.

[Ruckus]

haha "oranga-bang".

I'm not sure what's up with animals and having sex for pleasure.  There was a Walrus or something sucking his own dick on Tosh.0 the other night... so maybe so?

You know why he was? Because he can.

I feel blessed to have a double jointed spine

[capt. scotty]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

get hip to it mang.

[crazylove]

Here's a question Teo and I have been discussing.  Do dogs know their own size?  Like, does a little dog look at a big dog and think, man I'm that  big and I'm tough, and that's why so many small dogs have such attitude?  Do Great Danes look at Yorkies and think"look at me, so tiny and dainty"
What's the answer, great Sticky?

[johnnYYac]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Here's a question Teo and I have been discussing.  Do dogs know their own size?  Like, does a little dog look at a big dog and think, man I'm that  big and I'm tough, and that's why so many small dogs have such attitude?  Do Great Danes look at Yorkies and think"look at me, so tiny and dainty"
What's the answer, great Sticky?

well dog vision is much different than a humans so I'd imagine their entire perspective of life is completely different.  I don't think most animals, dogs included, know what they are, therefore I highly doubt they can comprehend things are different sizes.

though your question is silly and cute this is an extremely serious topic and we can not forget to respect the issue.  it's highly offensive to dog breeders like myself when people like you generalize dogs in the way you do, as these silly little creatures who dance around for your pleasure.  It's an illusion, animals see the world more clearly than we do.  think about it.  a dog doesn't know it's a dog, it only experiences life.  It explores everything, tastes everything, humps everything.  sure there is the occasional torn bush or accidental ingestion of chemicals but overall dogs in a way ARE the universe.

They are pack animals so they're somewhat social, I feel bad for the dogs that aren't cool enough for the pack and get deserted.  It's sad.  they howl all sad and lonely.

the bottom line, dogs are animals of habit.  If you train an animal to be all nice and friendly that's what they will be, if you try them to be mean, they'll be mean.  You manipulate their perception to accomplish these goals thus getting in the way of their true nature.  domesticated dogs vs wild dogs aint nothing to fuck with.  those wild dogs would pack hunt the fuck out of some little poofy white things.  

I didn't expect this question to be so complicated but it really is.  

I guess in the end since they don't even understand what size is they probably wouldn't give a fuck standing up to a bigger dog to protect their young similar to a bear protecting her cubs.  

big dogs act like little puppies sometimes and little dogs act like grouchy bastards sometimes, it all depends how the dog was brought up.  I don't think you can generalize all dogs.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

[Ruckus]

We were at the National Aquarium yesterday and it was made known to us that only humans and some primates along with dolphins are the only animals known that can recognize themselves in the mirror.  

Dogs and cats just can't.  So sad

[johnnYYac]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

that's how thugs talk.  it's the laziest possible way to say yes.   WOO WOO!!!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JtoW7GrdY[/media]

[AMightyCaporal]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

that's how thugs talk.  it's the laziest possible way to say yes.   WOO WOO!!!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JtoW7GrdY[/media]

thas only in da mornin... when you spos ta be up cookin breafas fo somone ans like WOO WOOOOO

[pawpaw]

;D Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis did Oakland proud!

[capt. scotty]

Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis?!? Who they trying to fool?? That's clearly Ashy Larry and Snoop from The Wire

[jones]

 I can drive home and pick up an elbow for $500 or go to my friend's in the city and pick up an oskie wosky for $300.  I choose A.

No idea what this means...I guess Ive been out of the weed game for too long  ;D

I'm assuming elbow means "pound" (lb.) and oskie wosky is "ounce"?

yee.

yee?

blay!

(we're having a gibberish contest, right?)

that's how thugs talk.  it's the laziest possible way to say yes.   WOO WOO!!!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_JtoW7GrdY[/media]

Woo woo!!!  My favorite part is where they run a STOP sign at about at about the 1:55 mark.

[capt. scotty]

Woo woo!!!  My favorite part is where they run a STOP sign at about at about the 1:55 mark.

While driving halfway on the wrong side of the road  ;D

[pawpaw]

Dear Sticky,

How do you think Bubb Rubb feels about the Raiders releasing JaMarcus Russell?