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Started by talleshortz, Apr 30, 2010, 02:04 PM

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Sticky Icky Green Stuff

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How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.
2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.

mjkoehler

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QuoteSticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.
2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.
People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

capt. scotty

Sticky,

Will the Pens win Game 7 tomorrow over the Canadiens?




PS -  Say yes motherfucker
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

AMightyCaporal

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QuoteSticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.
2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.
People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

you have three nipples?
Oh I'll never say I knew you, but my heart can't wait to meet you on the other side

capt. scotty

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People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

you have three nipples?

;D

I wonder if they can be milked
The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter Gibbons

mjkoehler

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People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

you have three nipples?

;D

I wonder if they can be milked

You can milk anything with nipples.

No, I do not have 3 nipples.

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

QuoteSticky,

Will the Pens win Game 7 tomorrow over the Canadiens?




PS -  Say yes motherfucker

I predict Pittsburg to lose by 2.  

sorry mother fucker. ps. penis.

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

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QuoteSticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.
2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.
People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

You're so lucky you get to watch lost at 8 instead of 9.  black squirrels are pretty cool, it's crazy people don't believe you.  there are albino deer why wouldn't there be a black squirrel?  f'in nip haters.  

Somebody here said they had a 3rd nipple awhile ago and that they were going to post a pic.  which one of you pervs was it?  

My friend who is a dude used to be able to milk his nipple.  It was gross as hell if you ask me.  dude milk? no thanks.

mjkoehler

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QuoteSticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

I've seen plenty of baby squirrels.
2 questions for you Blunty

1.) Do you have black squirrels in Motor City? Yes they exist as we used to have them in Omaha all the time and are far cuter then the red/brown ones.

2.) Will we really get some fucking answers tonight on Lost.

1.) we have two main types of squirrel the brown is most prominent.  but surprisingly the hazel park/detroit area does have a lot of black squirrels.  up in the upper part of the mitten towards houghton lake there are black squirrels like woah.  

2.) I hope so I'm about to have a jizz attack just thinking abou it.
People always think it's weird when I mention black squirrels, like I have a 4th nipple or something.

Is it 8PM Central time yet?

You're so lucky you get to watch lost at 8 instead of 9.  black squirrels are pretty cool, it's crazy people don't believe you.  there are albino deer why wouldn't there be a black squirrel?  f'in nip haters.  

Somebody here said they had a 3rd nipple awhile ago and that they were going to post a pic.  which one of you pervs was it?  

My friend who is a dude used to be able to milk his nipple.  It was gross as hell if you ask me.  dude milk? no thanks.
Yeah, people believe woman came from man's ribs and we were just put here but don't believe in black squirrels. Go figure. Man MilK? Um, no. That would be to close to banana juice or something.

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

oh those rib bone lovers.  3000years ago there were 265millionish people, last year the world produced 55million more humans.  population between 6-7billion.  pretty huge jump for 3000years.  we're as good as fucked long run.  I wish space travel was cheaper,  I'd explore the universe.  

Tracy 3000

Quoteoh those rib bone lovers.  3000years ago there were 265millionish people, last year the world produced 55million more humans.  population between 6-7billion.  pretty huge jump for 3000years.  we're as good as fucked long run.  I wish space travel was cheaper,  I'd explore the universe.  

you can explore Uranus for free   ::)

Jim brings all his love, passion, energy and mystery to the stage and says, "I'm right here."

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

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Quoteoh those rib bone lovers.  3000years ago there were 265millionish people, last year the world produced 55million more humans.  population between 6-7billion.  pretty huge jump for 3000years.  we're as good as fucked long run.  I wish space travel was cheaper,  I'd explore the universe.  

you can explore Uranus for free   ::)


Uranus is a lame planet, fuck that shit.  I want to explore planets orbiting another star.  I'd probably have to have some scientists freeze me in time but eventually I'd get there and it would be awesome.  no doubt.

Soulshine

I have never seen a baby squirrel!

There are also white squirrels. When I worked out here in the summer of '02 we were at about 9000 ft and there is a creature up there called a squabbit. It was a black squirrel looking creature with big ears that poked up from its head. Squirrel + rabbit = squabbit. I like the word squirrel.
Because we're all in this together...

jones

QuoteSticky,

How come you never see baby squirrels?

Here ya go, problem solved:


BH

I've never seen a baby squirrel either Soulshine!  That thing is cute as hell.




I HAVE seen black squirrels though.  I used to party with some pretty cool black squirrels.  Those mother fuckers can do some serious drinking.  This was my friend Marty on a night when he had a few too many.





I'm digging, digging deep in myself, but who needs a shovel when you have a little boy like mine.

Jon T.

Why does asparagus make your pee stink (more than usual)?

Taterbug

Why does my ear wax taste so good.....to my cat ?
"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle" Honest Abe

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

QuoteWhy does asparagus make your pee stink (more than usual)?

I don't eat asparagus.  mostly because it's gross.  being gross is the main reason for the stank piss.

Sticky Icky Green Stuff

QuoteWhy does my ear wax taste so good.....to my cat ?

your cat likes your ear wax because it's close to your brain.  cats love to eat your brains.  FYI.

dcdub

You guys should check out Brevard, NC. They're known for having a lot of white squirrels. I saw one once in Cashiers on my honeymoon, it was pretty weird. Squirrels are just rats with fuzzy tails that live in trees. Rats come in all sorts of colors, makes sense that squirrels would as well.

As for my question for Sticky: Why the hell do socks come in resealable bags? You can't even get potato chips in a resealable bag, why socks? Are they going to go stale after you open them?
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