Current Complaints

Started by FarmerYoda, Aug 19, 2006, 12:07 AM

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FarmerYoda

why am i only fifteen years old? why can't i mortgage my own house? why can't i be out of high school? why can't i proceed and do things i want to do instead of doing things i "have" to do?

I'm a cliche! i've said it before! i'm good for nothing!
but i have more rhetorical questions. they're my favorite.


why is the letter "H" pronounced aye-ch? why do i have to finish one day in the life of ivan denisovich TONIGHT? why do teachers assign homework over the long breaks? why don't i do it? why can't i do it? no no, why do i CHOOSE to not do it? why can't i go with my broher to college? why can't i recognize when i do something wrong? why do good things happen to bad people?


i'm really not so miserable, honestly, i just find a lot to complain about. and i'm good at doing it! it's a talent, really.

ManNamedTruth

Quotewhy do good things happen to bad people?
I believe that karma will catch up with them in the end.
That's motherfuckin' John Oates!

megisnotreal

I have the flu.

 >:( :( >:( :(

FarmerYoda

:( total bummer. i hate being sick. it's just really really dumb.

i have two complaints.
1) i woke up this morning and my eye (the one closer to the  OPKLM< side of hte keyboard) was all red and weird and i can't see out of it. it was getting better, but a few minutes ago i poked myself in the same eye and now it hurts again. why once you poke it do you constantly poke it more?

2) Today my teacher assigned a rough draft due on One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich (ANYONE READ IT!?) due TOMORROW and I don't know what to focus on and I'm CHOOSING not to do it, which'll probably get me in trouble. I can word my way around most things, but the book is HOPELESS. i liked it a lot, but id ont like the direction we're taking it in class.

pfft.

red

It snowed about 2 feet today, and I got my car stuck half a dozen times on my way to work today.  Actually, it was kinda funny, I shouldn't be complaining.

FarmerYoda

i just found out my knees were hyper extended and i might havta get surgery 'cos i stand funny.... that's why my knees have always bugged me! they bend backwards!



apparantly they shouldn't be like that. but mine are.

Stupid stupid stupid. i don wanna.

i try to stand "normal" (dude they're like triyng to make melike conform, dude brah) and it's really hard and hurts. ugh ugh ah

Dorothy_Mantooth

hey you might want to look into physical therapy for hyper extended knees. when i was younger, i did that coupled with ballet and it fixed me up.
"[Adrien Brody] is a big hip-hop fan and plans on becoming a producer. He is being mentored by RZA."

primushead

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Oh, come off it.  I'm about to hit the 2 year mark. :P


Thank goodness I didn't make it to the 2 year mark.  Much happier and clear headed now :)

megisnotreal

I had to be at work at 5am today.

My roommate has been a bitch to me for the past two days.

I'm sleepy, and I am sad.  :(

I need a hug.

SMc55

QuoteI had to be at work at 5am today.

My roommate has been a bitch to me for the past two days.

I'm sleepy, and I am sad.  :(

I need a hug.
Here ya go  :)

megisnotreal

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Here ya go  :)

hooray!

Mr. T.

I've cut my finger big time  :'(

I think I need a hug too.
We are young despite the years,
we are concern,
we are hope despite the times

SMc55

QuoteI've cut my finger big time  :'(

I think I need a hug too.

and one for you  ;)

megisnotreal

Oh my god.

We're running this church program at work, and this guy is talking about Asian-Americans and saying that we should all give them Christmas presents so that they'll learn about Jesus.

Then he said something to the effect of "I sure hope they make it to heaven, because I'd hope someone could make crab rangoon for me and Jesus."

OH MY GOD! That is perhaps the most offensive statement I have ever heard.

Ever.

MMJ_fanatic

Quotei just found out my knees were hyper extended and i might havta get surgery 'cos i stand funny.... that's why my knees have always bugged me! they bend backwards!



apparantly they shouldn't be like that. but mine are.

Stupid stupid stupid. i don wanna.

i try to stand "normal" (dude they're like triyng to make melike conform, dude brah) and it's really hard and hurts. ugh ugh ah

Have you tried heel wedges in your shoes girl?
Sittin' here with me and mine.  All wrapped up in a bottle of wine.

MMJ_fanatic

QuoteOh my god.

We're running this church program at work, and this guy is talking about Asian-Americans and saying that we should all give them Christmas presents so that they'll learn about Jesus.

Then he said something to the effect of "I sure hope they make it to heaven, because I'd hope someone could make crab rangoon for me and Jesus."

OH MY GOD! That is perhaps the most offensive statement I have ever heard.

Ever.

That guy belongs to the "Slow" group of Christians
Sittin' here with me and mine.  All wrapped up in a bottle of wine.

MMJ_fanatic

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But my current complaint:

CONNECTICUT.

wah wah.
How come?
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megisnotreal

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That guy belongs to the "Slow" group of Christians

He also said that Guatemalans are different from Mexicans, in that they don't "speak Mexican."

ycartrob

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He also said that Guatemalans are different from Mexicans, in that they don't "speak Mexican."

meg, you ever think about telling this guy that you are offended by his statements?

MMJ_fanatic

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meg, you ever think about telling this guy that you are offended by his statements?

Or maybe "Grow a fuckin' brain!"?
Sittin' here with me and mine.  All wrapped up in a bottle of wine.