Current Complaints

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I really like the prank calling from sticky too... that would be ridiculous to hear

I would do it in a heartbeat.  all I need to know is why I would be calling and what are the answers I need in order to keep the conversation going long enough.  once I get the person(s) mind on something I'll derail the conversation by saying something trivial about the gov't.  Then I'll start an argument with the dude who will have to be nice to me.  

there would be no implication whatsoever that you had anything to do with it.  I live in another fucking state, police aren't going to fuck with me over a prank call even if they figure out it's a prank.  my goal is to be as real as possible without making it about politics.  

like a mighty hunter stalking a wild beast, I shall conquer their minds.

plus the more info you give me about said person ahead of time the more they will have no fucking idea what the fuck is going.  

I can sound professional, give me a shot kido.

like for example if you gave me his physical description ahead of time I could pretend to generalize him by how he looks without even seeing him.  it would be a huge advantage because he'd think that just because I know sort of what he looks like he'll become a cliche, in his own mind of course, hypothetically.  

I studied social science for the couple years I was in college before I gave it up for the working world.  pleeease MLK let me get in his mind, PLEEEEEASE.  

is there anything you want to say to him? I can say it for you.  think of all the possibilities.  

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

ooh now I'm feeling evil...

if you give me his e-mail address I'll sign him up for tons of porno.  spam the fuck out of his inbox.  work e-mail would be most bad ass.  

[FiddleCastro]

"I can see Russia from my house!"
;D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E[/media]

I only got through about a minute and a half of that video.. it made my stomach turn... it's worst than if I was running for VP

I can't believe people think she'd be a good president  :'(

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

"I can see Russia from my house!"
;D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E[/media]

I only got through about a minute and a half of that video.. it made my stomach turn... it's worst than if I was running for VP

I can't believe people think she'd be a good president  :'(

I can't believe people think she's intelligent.  

[FiddleCastro]

"I can see Russia from my house!"
;D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E[/media]

I only got through about a minute and a half of that video.. it made my stomach turn... it's worst than if I was running for VP

I can't believe people think she'd be a good president  :'(

I can't believe people think she's intelligent.  

:'( But who will save us when Putin rears his head into Alaska? Where do they go!?

[AMightyCaporal]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D the second one is especially funny!

[Penny Lane]

"I can see Russia from my house!"
;D

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E[/media]

I only got through about a minute and a half of that video.. it made my stomach turn... it's worst than if I was running for VP

I can't believe people think she'd be a good president  :'(

I can't believe people think she's intelligent.  

i don't think people think she's intelligent, not even those who love her

[mjkoehler]

OMFG!!!!!! Those are fucking hysterical.

[mjkoehler]

Mum hasn't even been here 24 hours yet, and I'm sooooooo ready to send her back home. The jibberish (non-sensical and racial) things coming out of her mouth are testing my patience beyond belief. There will be some drinking this weekend, by me and my wife.

[Penny Lane]

Mum hasn't even been here 24 hours yet, and I'm sooooooo ready to send her back home. The jibberish (non-sensical and racial) things coming out of her mouth are testing my patience beyond belief. There will be some drinking this weekend, by me and my wife.

just don't get caught, Michael.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

fucking a, was suppose to go home 30minutes ago, now probably won't get out of work for another hour.  FUCK. on top of this I'm out of herb and my friend is going out of town for a week.  double fuuuuuuck.  pray for me.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

I'm officially in grouch mode.  I'm going to rip somebodies face off! AHH!!

[Soulshine]

A sudden and more than apparent lack of Soulshine around here... :(

I was thinking the same thing.  Boulder must be treating her well, but what about us?! What. About. Us!?!?!?!?

I'm here! I'm here! What'd I miss?  :-*

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

A sudden and more than apparent lack of Soulshine around here... :(

I was thinking the same thing.  Boulder must be treating her well, but what about us?! What. About. Us!?!?!?!?

I'm here! I'm here! What'd I miss?  :-*

MLK jr is laying down justice all across America, one tea party member at a time.  he's about to curb stomp some Palin enthusiasts come Monday.  it's going to be awesome.

[mjkoehler]

A sudden and more than apparent lack of Soulshine around here... :(

I was thinking the same thing.  Boulder must be treating her well, but what about us?! What. About. Us!?!?!?!?

I'm here! I'm here! What'd I miss?  :-*

Not much. Welcome back.

[Soulshine]

A sudden and more than apparent lack of Soulshine around here... :(

I was thinking the same thing.  Boulder must be treating her well, but what about us?! What. About. Us!?!?!?!?

I'm here! I'm here! What'd I miss?  :-*

Not much. Welcome back.

How's the job search? Any prospects?

[ALady]

Sticky is en fuego   ;D

I've missed you guys.

Touring is hard work (but can also be filed under Current Joys).

[mjkoehler]

A sudden and more than apparent lack of Soulshine around here... :(

I was thinking the same thing.  Boulder must be treating her well, but what about us?! What. About. Us!?!?!?!?

I'm here! I'm here! What'd I miss?  :-*

Not much. Welcome back.

How's the job search? Any prospects?

I do believe I'm getting f'ed on the deal. Did have 1 phone nterview out of the 2 positions I applied for. BS company politics. They would rather move a less qualifed and grossly under experienced person into a role from an overstaffed dept then hire someone who could come in immediatly and rip shit up. C'est la mert.

My #1 and #2 bosses did give me a heads up on something that is coming up that probably would mean a raise (and an office again) if I can hold out. Hopefully some peeps get their shit together and get this set up.

[Crispy]

Shingles. At 41 damn years old. Hurts like a sonofabitch. Almost as painful as watching Sarah Palin talk.

hey chris--hang in there...my friend just got diagnosed w/those too....she's only had the one flare up, hopefully that's all this is  :) take care...

Thanks a ton guys, it's getting better finally - the pain is now around 1/10th that of Palin-viewing. Yesterday I spent the day in bed and on the couch, and that helped.

[TEO]

A sudden and more than apparent lack of Soulshine around here... :(

I was thinking the same thing.  Boulder must be treating her well, but what about us?! What. About. Us!?!?!?!?

I'm here! I'm here! What'd I miss?  :-*

Welcome back! I was starting to get a bit worried...