Current Complaints

[mjkoehler]

Several of you know what my complaint is now. sigh. Mikey gives up.

I seriously think you should start openly practicing Islam in front of the tea baggers.  See what they do when you hang up some religious symbols or something.   Have a Christian cross standing there also.  

When they start talking about how muslims are terrorists, etc tell them that isn't very Jesus like of them.  

please become a christian-muslim-liberal.  you wouldn't even have to say anything.  Just hang signs that say slogans that will piss them off.  To you its a piece of paper with stupid words on it, to them it is Satan himself.  "I Muslims" or something I don't know "Jesus 's Muslims", etc.  

If you think of them as robots and realize you already understand and can predict what their argument is you will most likely walk away with the upper hand.  I hate to say it mlk jr. but this fight you're enduring is just beginning.  To end it you must use your intellect and rational attitude about life.  It is what makes you superior.  

There always is that other option.  a pm or e-mail with some names, #'s, and a little bit of info can go along way.  I am willing to rock these extremists worlds for your benefit.  I'm a warrior and I will protect you.

Actually I gave up on something else.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Several of you know what my complaint is now. sigh. Mikey gives up.

I seriously think you should start openly practicing Islam in front of the tea baggers.  See what they do when you hang up some religious symbols or something.   Have a Christian cross standing there also.  

When they start talking about how muslims are terrorists, etc tell them that isn't very Jesus like of them.  

please become a christian-muslim-liberal.  you wouldn't even have to say anything.  Just hang signs that say slogans that will piss them off.  To you its a piece of paper with stupid words on it, to them it is Satan himself.  "I Muslims" or something I don't know "Jesus 's Muslims", etc.  

If you think of them as robots and realize you already understand and can predict what their argument is you will most likely walk away with the upper hand.  I hate to say it mlk jr. but this fight you're enduring is just beginning.  To end it you must use your intellect and rational attitude about life.  It is what makes you superior.  

There always is that other option.  a pm or e-mail with some names, #'s, and a little bit of info can go along way.  I am willing to rock these extremists worlds for your benefit.  I'm a warrior and I will protect you.

Actually I gave up on something else.

was it that other j-o-b? fuck that shit man.  sucks they are shafting you for being too much of a baller.

I'm still a warrior and I'll still protect you.

4everz.

[mjkoehler]

Several of you know what my complaint is now. sigh. Mikey gives up.

I seriously think you should start openly practicing Islam in front of the tea baggers.  See what they do when you hang up some religious symbols or something.   Have a Christian cross standing there also.  

When they start talking about how muslims are terrorists, etc tell them that isn't very Jesus like of them.  

please become a christian-muslim-liberal.  you wouldn't even have to say anything.  Just hang signs that say slogans that will piss them off.  To you its a piece of paper with stupid words on it, to them it is Satan himself.  "I Muslims" or something I don't know "Jesus 's Muslims", etc.  

If you think of them as robots and realize you already understand and can predict what their argument is you will most likely walk away with the upper hand.  I hate to say it mlk jr. but this fight you're enduring is just beginning.  To end it you must use your intellect and rational attitude about life.  It is what makes you superior.  

There always is that other option.  a pm or e-mail with some names, #'s, and a little bit of info can go along way.  I am willing to rock these extremists worlds for your benefit.  I'm a warrior and I will protect you.

Actually I gave up on something else.

was it that other j-o-b? fuck that shit man.  sucks they are shafting you for being too much of a baller.

I'm still a warrior and I'll still protect you.

4everz.

no, The answer to my roadtrip was quandry.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

ps. I hope you still become a christian-muslim-liberal.

[ALady]

 ;D I'm sorry, that totally made me laugh.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

Several of you know what my complaint is now. sigh. Mikey gives up.

I seriously think you should start openly practicing Islam in front of the tea baggers.  See what they do when you hang up some religious symbols or something.   Have a Christian cross standing there also.  

When they start talking about how muslims are terrorists, etc tell them that isn't very Jesus like of them.  

please become a christian-muslim-liberal.  you wouldn't even have to say anything.  Just hang signs that say slogans that will piss them off.  To you its a piece of paper with stupid words on it, to them it is Satan himself.  "I Muslims" or something I don't know "Jesus 's Muslims", etc.  

If you think of them as robots and realize you already understand and can predict what their argument is you will most likely walk away with the upper hand.  I hate to say it mlk jr. but this fight you're enduring is just beginning.  To end it you must use your intellect and rational attitude about life.  It is what makes you superior.  

There always is that other option.  a pm or e-mail with some names, #'s, and a little bit of info can go along way.  I am willing to rock these extremists worlds for your benefit.  I'm a warrior and I will protect you.

Actually I gave up on something else.

was it that other j-o-b? fuck that shit man.  sucks they are shafting you for being too much of a baller.

I'm still a warrior and I'll still protect you.

4everz.

no, The answer to my roadtrip was quandry.

but isn't uncertainty the essence of what makes us human?  it seems like nothing in life is certain, tho as cliche and drunk as I'm sounding, what is truly certain?  Nothing except death.  that has never been a mystery, what is is the uncertainty. the chaos.  I can't process half the bullshit that happens in my life but usually in the end it comes down to my own state of mind.  if I'm in the shits eating my balls off I'm probably going to quandary the fuck our some shit, if I'm like "fuck this shit has always been a fuckin quandary-esk piece of a weird" the chaos becomes almost organzied.  like I said, I'm young, drunk, stupid, the wisdom lies within your own experience and what you do with that power.  because it most definite is power that you possess.  you're uncertain because you are giving yourself choices. which is what life is all about.  trying to be happy in different ways right? live a satisfying life or something.  but really life is never truly 100percent good.  it's mostly shitty and the good parts seems awesome because there is so much hell like shit going on everywhere.  we're desensitized and our confidence as people has been diluted.  "I can't leave my job because I'll never get another one".  you know that's not true.  you've said yourself you could tear some shit up whereever you go.  that's some pimp ass shit.

you need to change it up.  say fuck you to those dumb idiots you work with and roll out with your fingers raised.  or put in your two weeks.  fuck it mang.  then call back about those "you get paid to much" fuckers and be like "listen dude I"m the man and these people are crazy, pay me less, fuck it".  

just remember you have a huge ball sac, that in itself should give you enough to vibe on until tomorrow.  

If you hate your job I think we should turn it into a game.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

;D I'm sorry, that totally made me laugh.

good.

[megalicious]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

[capt. scotty]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

i'll help you out if you return the favor for me

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

i'll help you out if you return the favor for me

muahahaha.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

dude's aren't confusing.  chicks are.  the reason is mostly hormones.  It's not like us dudes can hold it against you ladies for having a  menstrual cycle but in the end female emotions are far more complicated then a man's.  what the fuck is estrogen's problem?  making you girls feel all sexy one minute and all bloated the next.  
It would be a major bummer if I pms'd.

but regardless whether it's the red rivers fault or not, dudes are selfish and chicks are whores.   tis life.

[capt. scotty]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

dude's aren't confusing.  chicks are.  the reason is mostly hormones.  It's not like us dudes can hold it against you ladies for having a  menstrual cycle but in the end female emotions are far more complicated then a man's.  what the fuck is estrogen's problem?  making you girls feel all sexy one minute and all bloated the next.  
It would be a major bummer if I pms'd.

but regardless whether it's the red rivers fault or not, dudes are selfish and chicks are whores.   tis life.

Shakespeare doesnt have shit on you, Sticky

But yeah, women are much more complicated

[Love Dogg]

If Shakespeare did have shit on Sticky...that would just be gross.                  

[mjkoehler]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. 'nuff said.

[BH]

To Sticky or NOT to Sticky:  THAT is the question.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

hey it's just how it is.  Women are by nature promiscuous.  Not all women are "whore's" just the one's who screw your best friends or friend hop from one friend to the other.  Chicks like that are worthless.  out searching for the alpha male.

I'm a scientist, do not question my logic.

[Sticky Icky Green Stuff]

dudes, why are y'all so confusing? i don't understand your gender at all. please enlighten me.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. 'nuff said.

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[SaraBananaBear]

hey it's just how it is.  Women are by nature promiscuous.  Not all women are "whore's" just the one's who screw your best friends or friend hop from one friend to the other.  Chicks like that are worthless.  out searching for the alpha male.

I'm a scientist, do not question my logic.

Yup, yup, walking around being promiscuous and searching for the alpha male is pretty much all I do when I'm not listening to MMJ. Sometimes I go all wild and do both at the same time. Walking around with an Ipod, lifting rocks, looking in bushes, calling out: here Alpha, Alpha, heeereee! All the while flashing various lady parts, or something promiscuous like that. I don't know, it's not something I can control, being female and all.  :P

[joey_rogo]

hey it's just how it is.  Women are by nature promiscuous.  Not all women are "whore's" just the one's who screw your best friends or friend hop from one friend to the other.  Chicks like that are worthless.  out searching for the alpha male.

I'm a scientist, do not question my logic.

as sticky said, not all women are like this.... but i've gotten my heart shat on by the friend hopper before. not fun. >:(  :'(

[Soulshine]

Soulshine has not commented on my baby squirrel avatar.  I refuse to remove it until she does so.

Have I mentioned that I love your baby squirrel avatar? Its so cute. Now I can say I've seen one.  ;)