Current Complaints

[fitzcarraldo]

Hot Buttered Lightning!

Yeah I'm thinkin about shaving my boy Maceo, he sheds like a mofo. My friend Brian shaves his kitty.  I don't think it's mean, and they'd keep cooler in these summer months.  8-)

[colleen]

Hot Buttered Lightning!  

You know it! Might not be so bad if she didn't like to sleep on my face.

Thanks for the reassurance guys. I take my role of kitty mommy very seriously.

[MarkW]

Someone broke into my car last night, and I only just found out when I went to go out this evening.  Passenger window smashed, glass everywhere.  They only took my sunglasses, but probably caused $500 worth of damage doing it.  Nice job, wankers.  >:(

[fitzcarraldo]

i am sick of hearing "paris hilton" in national newscasts

Word.

[red]

Someone broke into my car last night, and I only just found out when I went to go out this evening.  Passenger window smashed, glass everywhere.  They only took my sunglasses, but probably caused $500 worth of damage doing it.  Nice job, wankers.  >:(

Shitty deal Mark.  Last fall I had my window smashed but nothing taken.  Damn did that ever piss me off.

[MarkW]

Shitty deal Mark.  Last fall I had my window smashed but nothing taken.  Damn did that ever piss me off.

Yup, it's a real downer.

I'm now waiting to see whether or not the police want to come and have a look.  I can't move it, or clean it up, or get the glass replaced until they tell me what they want to do.  And the car is just sitting on the street.  Unusually for the UK, though, it isn't raining, so at least I don't have water damage to worry about.

[SMc55]

Someone broke into my car last night, and I only just found out when I went to go out this evening.  Passenger window smashed, glass everywhere.  They only took my sunglasses, but probably caused $500 worth of damage doing it.  Nice job, wankers.  >:(

What a bummer! Some people are just crap  :(

[bowl of soup]

i am sick of hearing "paris hilton" in national newscasts

Last time I was locked up I called Barbara Walters - she didn't take my call.  Hmmm?  Ms. Hilton is but a symptom of a larger national affliction.  What that affliction is, I'm not so sure.  Big thumbs up on that parenting Moma and Papa Hilton!  Big!!

[BH]

So your saying it's OK to shave your pussy when it gets hot?

[size=8](Come on, how could I resist?)[/size]

[Jenny]

14 bug bites on one foot
12 on the other

...probably the most annoying thing, ever?

[The DARK]

14 bug bites on one foot
12 on the other

...probably the most annoying thing, ever?

You obviously haven't been stung by a jellyfish before.  ;)

[Jenny]

14 bug bites on one foot
12 on the other

...probably the most annoying thing, ever?

You obviously haven't been stung by a jellyfish before.  ;)

au contraire!


...i haven't been in the ocean since.
i hate the water.

[The DARK]

14 bug bites on one foot
12 on the other

...probably the most annoying thing, ever?

You obviously haven't been stung by a jellyfish before.  ;)

au contraire!

Full body blow or just a light nab?



I can think of a list of other things...

Poison ivy on the face
At least 20 inch-long stickers in the leg
Full-body sunburn that makes it painful to sleep

...all of which have happened to me.

[bug]

:(  I have a migraine and it made me sick to my stomach so I only lasted 30 minutes at work this morning and came home.  I hate missing work when I'm too ill to enjoy it  :'(

[Angry Ewok]

Do you ship abroad, Ewok?  www.theartofbradsmith.com isn't forthcoming on the subject (do you see what I did there, free advertorial with every  post).  Seriously, do you ship to the UK?

If you guys want to buy a print or commission something, I will ship to Antarctica if necessary.

;D

[bethofftherecord]

Anyone who says "there you be!" needs to not say that EVER AGAIN!  I can't stand it.  This women I work with says that to every customer!  Who says that?  It's much worse than saying "Have a good one!" which is also bad.

I guess my complaints are not really that bad, but I am annoyed by people today.

[fitzcarraldo]

So your saying it's OK to shave your pussy when it gets hot?

[size=8](Come on, how could I resist?)[/size]

Naughty, Naughty Dave!  ;)

So my friend Brian stopped by my apartment ths morning with the hair clippers. Maceo wasn't having it, once I turned it on he broke free from me and ran for the hills (under my bed).  ;D I'll get you Mace man!

[mjkoehler]

So your saying it's OK to shave your pussy when it gets hot?

[size=8](Come on, how could I resist?)[/size]

HAHAHAHAHA We all thought this, but you my friend were the only one ballsy enough to say it. Cheers [smiley=beer.gif]

[red]

There was a storm this week and now my internet at home is not working.  >:(

I called the help line the other day, and they tried everything, but can't get it to work.  So I have to wait until Wednesday for someone to come to my place and try to fix it.  Not cool.

I'm seriously lost without internet access while lying in bed.   :-[

[Angry Ewok]

Do you stream soothing music at night, or is it porn?

;D